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What’s the matter, cow? Reminiscing on the days when you were living high on the hog and honing your professional leech skills?
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Very sick and bad family. I love the image of Moo sitting forlornly at his computer (nice 2008 monitors, stupid) and listening to this, probably remembering that he went out for sushi and beer that night after buying yet another knock off gibson on Baby Bro’s buck.Layla and Joe are siblings? How incestuous is this family?
I’ve known so many nigger degenerate boomer wops and I can confidently say that neither of the Cumios ever thought for a second the money would dry up. Maybe if they did Joe woulda had some foresight to make sure his guitars aren’t chinese bullshit so he could actually resell them for money. These fuckin gravy niggers have no concept of investment or using your money to build money. Just fucking spend spend spend like the chickens will never come home to roost., sweet Nana "pact" money is drying up.
Just a few months ago, Joe DID sell a few legitimately valuable guitars he owned. Then he almost immediately took two cruises and treated himself to a weekend getaway in AC. Meanwhile, his booze-sodden brother blew hundreds of thousands of dollars on a house he doesn't even use, and shells out five grand a month to keep renting an apartment in order to continue doing his "show" from NYC, a "show" that no one sees and no one wants anything to do with.I’ve known so many nigger degenerate boomer wops and I can confidently say that neither of the Cumios ever thought for a second the money would dry up. Maybe if they did Joe woulda had some foresight to make sure his guitars aren’t chinese bullshit so he could actually resell them for money. These fuckin gravy niggers have no concept of investment or using your money to build money. Just fucking spend spend spend like the chickens will never come home to roost.
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