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Joseph Cumia’s abandoned FB groups

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Everything about this guy is hilarious.

First, I bet he made this group right after a testosterone injection and, from the look of things, quickly abandoned it.

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Second, I’m more amused by the $4 bumper stickers for sale than the group itself, which got 71 pity follows (all from people related to him or whose phones he could grab and add to the group without their knowledge):

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Joe keeps having to cancel his planned concerts due to low/no ticket sales. You’d think it might occur to him that playing music from 50 years of EVERY genre might not be the draw he thinks it is. But it wouldn’t be like Joe to hit the learn button. Instead of doing, say, an unplugged grunge night, a Jim Croce night or a Beatles night, he’ll just keep offering the same diluted crap nobody is interested in.

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Solo Joe puttin’ up da numbahs!

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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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He's the best.
Imagine if you used to keep up with this cow on Reddit but he’d fallen off your radar since the move to a new home. Then you’re on vacation and not only do you have to put up with swarms of F/Ns all over the ship, but the “entertainment” is this geriatric warbler.
 

FFWBTdad

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Everything about this guy is hilarious.

First, I bet he made this group right after a testosterone injection and, from the look of things, quickly abandoned it.

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Second, I’m more amused by the $4 bumper stickers for sale than the group itself, which got 71 pity follows (all from people related to him or whose phones he could grab and add to the group without their knowledge):

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Joe keeps having to cancel his planned concerts due to low/no ticket sales. You’d think it might occur to him that playing music from 50 years of EVERY genre might not be the draw he thinks it is. But it wouldn’t be like Joe to hit the learn button. Instead of doing, say, an unplugged grunge night, a Jim Croce night or a Beatles night, he’ll just keep offering the same diluted crap nobody is interested in.

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Solo Joe puttin’ up da numbahs!

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i'd pay for another BroJoe FB Live concert.... The comment section destroyed the ribs...
 

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He is genuinely incapable of doing anything without looking like a buffoon. All he had to do was take one picture without that fucking hat on and he'd have a respectable, professional-looking picture to use for advertising his gig. His buffoonery is marrow deep.
 
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