Joseph Cumia stands to lose “substantial amounts of money”

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nice professional musician career, you old Faggot.

 

[HH Brother]

Oh no. No pics of him in his shitstained basketball shorts to look forward to, funster.

 

[Meownaw]

The Old Man and the C(arol)

 

[guest]

Can’t the donut store put up an E-Z Up for you, Joe?

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

You get nothing. You lose. Good day, cowbrain.

I thought Mr. Iron-Clad Contract would cover his ass better than this. Better start looking at your credit card receipts more frequently than every 18 months, hadn't ya?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Did the TGI Friday’s circuit dry up or is that only a winter gig?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[Consensual Rapist]

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The folks of course, being the voices in his head.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I like how he adds “I was looking forward to it too” and doesn’t realize he’s admitting he hates having to perform for less than minimum wage.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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When did he stop calling it "2U"?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

No free plantins this weekend homie

 

[lowend73]

Uh oh, he won't be able to play Mustang Sally, Old Time Rock and Roll, and Don't Stop Believing

 

[Wa4892]

Uh oh, he won't be able to play Mustang Sally, Old Time Rock and Roll, and Don't Stop Believing

Don't forget about going "straight into Layla."

 

[guest]

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Looked like a great gig…
Tasty waves, cool buzz, Long Island leisure

 

[Nana's stent]

yeah we're so jealous of cow the rock star keep telling yourself that grease ball

 

[Wa4892]

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Once again ...... Spot on!! Has anyone here EVER woken up at 6 am for work and EVER thought or said out loud "on a day like this I wish I was Joe Cumia"???

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

What's the over/under on his payment for a shit gig like this? $250 cash? A substantial amount of money

 

[lowend73]

Don't forget about going "straight into Layla."

That’s the closer. His extended jam.

Nice power chords stupid

 

[guest]

It's almost like playing weekend gigs is something best done to supplement your primary income from your real, adult job during the week. Nice adolescent fantasy career that never happened and never will, stupid.

 

[guest]

What's the over/under on his payment for a shit gig like this? $250 cash? A substantial amount of money

You’re leaving out the $0.83 in assorted change, gum wrappers and various other pieces of garbage tossed in to his tip jar. Righteousness bucks.