Joseph Cumia just can’t help himself

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Either he wants this cruise ship situation to get canceled before he leaves or he’s even more retarded than we thought. Possibly both.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I believe Joe burned his Moose Lodge bridges, and is not welcome there anymore.

Joe is reading the forums very closely and posting just for you:

I’m cracking up at “gourmet food truck” and “He was at hang!” What a dumb sack of shit.

 

[guest]

He’s actually working as deck crew on that fishing boat.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He’s actually working as deck crew on that fishing boat.

More like dick crew, amirite?

The more I look at him trying to make his fruit stand gig look prestigious, the funnier it gets. What the fuck is a “gourmet food truck” supposed to be? Martin Berasategui serving up paper cones filled with his mille-feuille of smoked eel, foie gras, spring onions and green apple?

Then I remember that Joseph Cumia is the work-shy smooth brain who thinks Days Inn is a four star hotel. This “gourmet food truck” is serving pig’s assholes and Walmart potato salad that’s been sitting out for hours. I hope Joe filled his fat gut to max capacity.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

More like dick crew, amirite?

The more I look at him trying to make his fruit stand gig look prestigious, the funnier it gets. What the fuck is a “gourmet food truck” supposed to be? Martin Berasategui serving up paper cones filled with his mille-feuille of smoked eel, foie gras, spring onions and green apple?

Then I remember that Joseph Cumia is the work-shy smooth brain who thinks Days Inn is a four star hotel. This “gourmet food truck” is serving pig’s assholes and Walmart potato salad that’s been sitting out for hours. I hope Joe filled his fat gut to max capacity.

Mayonnaise potato salad with raisins, COMP’D!!!!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Mayonnaise potato salad with raisins, COMP’D!!!!

Salmonella and E. coli, COMP’D!!!!

Trip to ER with no insurance, NOT COMP’D!!!!

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I hope the cruise he got hired by is affiliated with the big apple ranch.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I hope the cruise he got hired by is affiliated with the big apple ranch.

It’s probably a LGBTQIA2S1488+ cruise. Joe finally gets to live out his homo fantasies far away from the prying eyes of Port Jeff.

 

[Chive Turkey]

God-DAMN JOE, this is some serious GOURMET shit!