Joseph Cumia is making excuses for why the Euro Cruise Tour won’t work

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’m calling it now. Hell have to back out of the euro cruise because the Steely Band project will simply be too lucrative.

 

[guest]

The world has been clamoring for a Steely Dan tribute act.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Never prayed for someone to plug a cord into the wrong socket, like I do with moo

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The world has been clamoring for a Steely Dan tribute act.

I'm very much looking forward to hearing Joe fat-finger his way through some Steely Dan.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

steely dan-cumia edition featuring songs like:

“Hey 13”
“Pegged”
“Black cow” (don’t even need to change that one)
“Moo it again”
And of course who could forget, “FN”

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

steely dan-cumia edition featuring songs like:

“Hey 13”
“Pegged”
“Black cow” (don’t even need to change that one)
“Moo it again”
And of course who could forget, “FN”

Who could forget "Opie Don't Lose that Number"?
And from Joe's army days, "Peelin' in the Rears"
and that popular cut from the Sopranos, "Didn't Work"

 

[Cumiace]

"However, Steely Dan were the only one of those bands to knowingly take their name from a literary sex toy. ‘Steel Dan’ was the name Burroughs gave to the dildo that appears in his seminal work Naked Lunch"

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Steely my brothers cash...amirite?

 

[Jizz]

i always figured steely dan would be pretty difficult to play live. can't wait to see them though, i'm so sick of U2.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

i always figured steely dan would be pretty difficult to play live. can't wait to see them though, i'm so sick of U2.

Their stuff is difficult to an extent - they didn’t even tour because of this and stuck to albums since it was all different studio musicans they brought in who usually weren’t available to tour with them. They tried touring early on but it was a disaster.

 

[lowend73]

i always figured steely dan would be pretty difficult to play live. can't wait to see them though, i'm so sick of U2.

2U brotherman

Im all for Joe playing jazz, that subscription to Ultimate Guitar and Songsterr is gonna pay off!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No way Joe can sound like Steely Dan

 

[quasi101]

a cumia making excuses? now i've seen everything !!!!

 

[guest]

If you are offended by Mr. Cumia's VIOLENT statements about African Americans in his song lyrics, there is an option to report him for hate speech.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

steely dan-cumia edition featuring songs like:

“Hey 13”
“Pegged”
“Black cow” (don’t even need to change that one)
“Moo it again”
And of course who could forget, “FN”

Deacon Moos

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Deacon Moos

“Opie Don’t Lose This Number”
“The Boston Fag”

 

[chiquita banana]

I love how Joe is just out there living his best life, filtering out the noise, and leaving you haters in the dust. I don't see you guys getting paid to take a cruise in the Mediterranean and playing in a live rock band!

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I love how Joe is just out there living his best life, filtering out the noise, and leaving you haters in the dust. I don't see you guys getting paid to take a cruise in the Mediterranean and playing in a live rock band!

Hi Joe

 

[satanssockpuppet]

steely dan-cumia edition featuring songs like:

“Hey 13”
“Pegged”
“Black cow” (don’t even need to change that one)
“Moo it again”
And of course who could forget, “FN”

HAY 13.