Joseph Cumia is getting to the bottom of Russian mis/disinformation

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His brain only thinks in Red/Blue paradigms. He has no conception of nuance or acknowledgement that situations can be multifaceted.

Unlike Patrick, though, Joseph has a semblance of an excuse in that he’s 63 years old and clearly mentally slow.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

For context, this was Joseph’s original post (it’s too long to photograph in one screenshot):

“
Thank the good Lord Elon Musk bought Twitter and the right won the House of Representatives.

The suspicions are now fact, coming directly from Twitters internal files via congressional investigation, that directly implicate and irrefutably prove that the Biden administration and the entire DNC interfered with and absolutely influenced the outcome of the 2020 Presidential election by stifling countless conservative viewpoints and news articles and deleting influential right wing account holders for the purpose of effectively destroying President Trumps chances of winning in 2020.

All of this was knowingly done in direct violation of the hundreds if not thousands of the aforementioned conservative influencers 1A rights. Twitter also colluded with Democrats and Joe Biden in particular re: Hunters laptop. All news regarding the laptop was purposefully censored abd deleted. With no other reason than to protect Joe Biden prior to the election.

What Twitter did at the behest of the DNC, US Government, FBI, DOJ and top elected officials in government was election interference and absolutely against the law. PERIOD.

The investigation has begun into finding those responsible and hopefully holding them accountable.

I sincerely hope some very prominent heads will roll. Very oon.”

By the way, he actually misspelled “soon” incorrectly. What a buffoon.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He still thinks twitter is suppressing his posts because he is a Republican rather than him just being uninteresting.

 

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[Salted Earth Truffle]

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I can’t keep a straight face when Joe is using SAT words like they’re part of his everyday vocabulary. Did he even get a GED?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

People who think it is about democrats vs republicans are the biggest fucking idiots out there.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

People who think it is about democrats vs republicans are the biggest fucking idiots out there.

Case in point:

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

“Sir, we have a major problem. A rabble rouser is threatening to blow up our entire operation. Please read this social media post.”

“Thanks Johnson, who is this threat to democracy?”

“His name is Joseph Cumia.”

“What do we know about this J. Cumia?”

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I can’t keep a straight face when Joe is using SAT words like they’re part of his everyday vocabulary. Did he even get a GED?

His education is the US Army you fucking LIBTARD!!!!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His education is the US Army you fucking LIBTARD!!!!

Joseph Cumia is a FAGGOT boomer who can’t even play Layla correctly

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Joseph Cumia is a FAGGOT boomer who can’t even play Layla correctly

Oh really??? You think I can’t play “Layla” properly???? Let’s hear your “rendition”. That’s right. You can’t play ANYTHING!!!!! You losers failed to learn any skills in life and have to lash out at people who DID.

Your generation continually blames the “BOOMERS” for your own failures. You wanted to sit around all day on your computers and do NOTHING, and complain when it doesn’t WORK. Guess what RETARDS the gravy train is ENDING. Biden is DESTROYING this country and you’ll be the first to go. No one is going to miss you.

I’m going to keep doing gigs, and keep FINDING ways to make easy cash. I’ll survive the next “Great Depression” just like I’ve always done. I’ve got gigs to book. I’ll see you losers in the welfare line.

#Survivor #PAIDmusician #TRUMP2024

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

“Sir, we have a major problem. A rabble rouser is threatening to blow up our entire operation. Please read this social media post.”

“Thanks Johnson, who is this threat to democracy?”

“His name is Joseph Cumia.”

“What do we know about this J. Cumia?”

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The dates on that exchange are December 4 and 5. At first glance I though this was from today. I wish he posted more shit like this nowadays.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe Cumia, who spent the last forty years of his life diddling with guitars and becoming morbidly obese, suddenly cares deeply about the fate of our great nation and has developed keen insight into the machinations of modern party politics. Meanwhile, he doesn't even own a shirt with sleeves.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’ll see you losers in the welfare line.

Rib destroying

 

[UnPRePared]

If stupidity was a viable currency, Joe would be the richest man in America.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

His education is the US Army you fucking LIBTARD!!!!

Pretty sure his Facebook used to say he went to the School of Hard Knocks.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pretty sure his Facebook used to say he went to the School of Hard Knocks.

Ok if that’s true it’s fucking hilarious. I made that up in a Joe post a long time ago and did not know that. What a fucking predictably dumb oaf.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ok if that’s true it’s fucking hilarious. I made that up in a Joe post a long time ago and did not know that. What a fucking predictably dumb oaf.

Maybe that’s where I got it from.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Maybe that’s where I got it from.

It’s 100% something Joe would say when OWNING MILLENNIAL RETARDS!!!!!!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s 100% something Joe would say when OWNING MILLENNIAL RETARDS!!!!!!

Which is hilarious because he’s everything wrong with boomers.