Joseph Cumia Christmas post PREDICTION THREAD

[Torque’sHeadBump]

We all known Moo is snug as a cow in its barn (7:34am east coast time). What is Joe gonna post today?

 

[Zombie247]

It's definitely not this:

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

the dinner table selfie and a photo of food is a must.

#lafamiglia

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hrrrmph. I guess I’ll give you your Christmas present EARLY. You seem concerned about what I’m going to “post”. What? Seeing delicious food you can’t have “TRIGGERS” you?????? What a surprise. Let’s go over your ideas of what you think I’ll post.

“Political Post about Covid”. You still believe the lies the democrats tell you, huh? Not surprising. You can keep wearing your mask. I WONT.

“Christmas Treat”. Yeah, I’ll probably post my Christmas TREAT. You know what it is? Being around my FAMILY who LOVES me!!!!! That’s a weird thing huh? Love???? It’s what people who really like eachother feel. You know? Kinda like what you feel for ME

“Picture of Veteran Coffee Mug”. You really hate that I served. You hate that I’ve worked, and accomplished so much. What, you’re jealous I jumped out of planes, while you jumped for your moms TIT??? I’ve served, and I will be of service. Ring a bell? It still applies. You desperately need ME to be a potato peeler for your own narcissism. You NEED me to be a failure in your mind. Otherwise you lose. Well I got news for you. I jumped. You lose.

“Joseph Cumia is loved by his Family”. This is the only correct option. I’m going to be surrounded by people that love ME. We will be exchanging gifts and stories of the year. My lil Bro (Anthony, you remember him right? He’s forgotten about YOU) will be holding the court with his hilarious impressions. Dawn will be preparing the food and hold this crazy family together. I will be the ENTERTAINMENT as I always am. Nothing but the best Christmas carols. We’ll have a few drinks, a LOT of good times. Now let’s go over what you’re doing. You’re mom is smoking cigarettes. You’re high on fentanyl. There’s nothing under the tree. You’re 200 lbs. overweight. This “BOARD” is all you have left. Alright. I got presents to wrap. Merry Christmas, FAGGOTS.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hrrrmph. I guess I’ll give you your Christmas present EARLY. You seem concerned about what I’m going to “post”. What? Seeing delicious food you can’t have “TRIGGERS” you?????? What a surprise. Let’s go over your ideas of what you think I’ll post.

“Political Post about Covid”. You still believe the lies the democrats tell you, huh? Not surprising. You can keep wearing your mask. I WONT.

“Christmas Treat”. Yeah, I’ll probably post my Christmas TREAT. You know what it is? Being around my FAMILY who LOVES me!!!!! That’s a weird thing huh? Love???? It’s what people who really like eachother feel. You know? Kinda like what you feel for ME

“Picture of Veteran Coffee Mug”. You really hate that I served. You hate that I’ve worked, and accomplished so much. What, you’re jealous I jumped out of planes, while you jumped for your moms TIT??? I’ve served, and I will be of service. Ring a bell? It still applies. You desperately need ME to be a potato peeler for your own narcissism. You NEED me to be a failure in your mind. Otherwise you lose. Well I got news for you. I jumped. You lose.

“Joseph Cumia is loved by his Family”. This is the only correct option. I’m going to be surrounded by people that love ME. We will be exchanging gifts and stories of the year. My lil Bro (Anthony, you remember him right? He’s forgotten about YOU) will be holding the court with his hilarious impressions. Dawn will be preparing the food and hold this crazy family together. I will be the ENTERTAINMENT as I always am. Nothing but the best Christmas carols. We’ll have a few drinks, a LOT of good times. Now let’s go over what you’re doing. You’re mom is smoking cigarettes. You’re high on fentanyl. There’s nothing under the tree. You’re 200 lbs. overweight. This “BOARD” is all you have left. Alright. I got presents to wrap. Merry Christmas, FAGGOTS.

This is amazing

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Nothing but the best Christmas carols.

In the Cumia household, the Christmas Carol squirts.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet all the political talk they are having is so exhausting.

 

[captainjapan]

Everything in Joe's house was purchased on wish.com

 

[captainjapan]

I bet all the political talk they are having is so exhausting.

"Let's go Brandon"



HA HA HA HOLEEEEE SHIT!!!!!!!!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Let's go Brandon"



HA HA HA HOLEEEEE SHIT!!!!!!!!

I bet Joe says that after grace.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Carol is just fucking gross.

 

[captainjapan]

Whose the Long Island 6 with the stubby beer bottle?

 

[Stent]

Carol looks ancient. I bet she used to get tanned every summer, waiting for the boys to come home from fighting Tojo and Hitler.

Whose the Long Island 6 with the stubby beer bottle?

Missy Muscles.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Carol looks ancient. I bet she used to get tanned every summer, waiting for the boys to come home from fighting Tojo and Hitler.


Missy Muscles.

And you can bet that is her " Joe just fucked me xmas morning" face.

 

[captainjapan]

Carol looks ancient. I bet she used to get tanned every summer, waiting for the boys to come home from fighting Tojo and Hitler.


Missy Muscles.

Lost all muscle mass being locked in a closet, sad

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jesus, Nana looks like she's wearing a mask.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I bet all the political talk they are having is so exhausting.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[captainjapan]

Not a single thought was given to all the people I named in my boomerpost. What a fucking cow.