Joseph Cumia butchers Dire Straits

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I won’t try to post a link to his video because of last time…


But look at this old bovine going after Mark Knopfler. You just know he butchered the solo to shit, didn’t even bother to try playing finger style, mooed and glared at the patrons who had the nerve to interrupt his video stream, etc.

Joseph Cumia: FUCKING BORE

 

[PogromStallone]

What happened last time?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What happened last time?

I posted a link that just took people to BoomerBook and embarrassed myself

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Here ya go, brothaman.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

i'm sure the 4 people there; were not impressed by an elderly pedo racist and his chink guitar

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Joe loves Dire Straits because he gets Money for Nothing from his baby brother.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I fucking hate the Dire Straits but Mark Knopfaggot is like an artist with the guitar. This is painful. ITS NOT JUST ABOUT PLAYING THE RIGHT NOTES JOE

 

[quasi101]

Can we get him to butcher tunnel of love please. Thanks in advance.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

See the little faggot with the looper and tip cup
Yeah, buddy, he's mooin' on the chair
That little faggot loves to complain
That little faggot, he's got a doofus stare

 

[lowend73]

Here ya go, brothaman.

Where is the loop pedal?

Sultan of Stink. Get in tune you white ape

I guarantee Joe has the one book with all the popular songs with transcriptions. I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he can read treble clef

https://www.amazon.com/Guitar-Tab-White-Pages-Vol/dp/0634026119/ref=asc_df_0634026119/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=266123099168&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11856289179216606012&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9008248&hvtargid=pla-453391865000&psc=1&mcid=de93ab35b4363fda8aee79cdaa23910b&gclid=CjwKCAiAk9itBhASEiwA1my_64ncr1qfXcOYL_lnOVOjG22zYc3UwoM5RLf2SiLMJoLyiaVeG1nIjxoCp4kQAvD_BwE

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Disgusting and offensive hearing Joe's fat hooves plunk all the delicacy and clarity out of the main riff, let alone the solo. Somewhere, Mark Knopfler feels a sense of impending dread and has to stop what he's doing to clear his mind.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Where is the loop pedal?

Sultan of Stink. Get in tune you white ape

I guarantee Joe has the one book with all the popular songs with transcriptions. I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he can read treble clef

https://www.amazon.com/Guitar-Tab-White-Pages-Vol/dp/0634026119/ref=asc_df_0634026119/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=266123099168&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11856289179216606012&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9008248&hvtargid=pla-453391865000&psc=1&mcid=de93ab35b4363fda8aee79cdaa23910b&gclid=CjwKCAiAk9itBhASEiwA1my_64ncr1qfXcOYL_lnOVOjG22zYc3UwoM5RLf2SiLMJoLyiaVeG1nIjxoCp4kQAvD_BwE

He can't sight-read treble clef. He learns tabs like your average highschool kid.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Fat-fingered Joe, always confusing artistry with mimicry. A common trait among amateur guitar hobbyists.

 

[Sue Lightning]

See the little faggot with the looper and tip cup
Yeah, buddy, he's mooin' on the chair
That little faggot loves to complain
That little faggot, he's got a doofus stare

Look at Guitar Joe
He fucks up all the chords

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I guarantee Joe has the one book with all the popular songs with transcriptions. I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he can read

I wouldn't be so sure.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Just like Eric!"

 

[Dusty Dan]

Dire 'Tates are what Joe peeled in the army.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I hope Mark Knopfler sees this and sues him.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I won’t try to post a link to his video because of last time…


But look at this old bovine going after Mark Knopfler. You just know he butchered the solo to shit, didn’t even bother to try playing finger style, mooed and glared at the patrons who had the nerve to interrupt his video stream, etc.

Joseph Cumia: FUCKING BORE

"With this digitech looper you can play leads... Just like Eric!"

Eric Clapton 1976 quote is one for the ages! Sadly, he apologized for it all now because is King (Dovid).

“England is for white people, man.”

“I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country,” Clapton declared. “Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch’s our man. I think Enoch’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking… don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don’t want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country. What is happening to us, for fuck’s sake?”

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

See the little faggot with the looper and tip cup
Yeah, buddy, he's mooin' on the chair
That little faggot loves to complain
That little faggot, he's got a doofus stare

That little faggots brother was a millionaire

I want my, I want my, I want my free stipend