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Joseph Colleen Cumia moos about CCW restrictions

Zeroman

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"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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The idea of joe being in a supermarket as a mass shooting breaks out and braining some old bat instead of whatever FBI asset that went rogue that week is very funny to me. Sweaty hooves fumbling for his pistol, it falls from his grasp and goes off, and then you just hear someone drop. He then panics and grabs the nearest child to use as a shield to clumsily make his escape to his Gucci fiat where he'll quickly milk the child's salivary glands before taking off, calling Nana in the Joseph lane only for it to go to voice-mail.
 
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It's a near certainty that the sweaty-breasted buffoon has never been in a single situation where he might have really needed a gun. His entire life revolves entirely around eating and busking for tips at local saloons, so unless someone tries to rob the local Sizzler or the Moose Lodge, the only thing his "concealed" gun will ever do is become rusty from his sweat.
 
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