Jonathon Toews has become a streetshitter

[Mr. Faggotry]

Former NHL player who got gigavaxxed and hasn’t played since is scouring the world for a cure to his “long Covid” in an attempt to get back to playing.

 

[We Have Everything]

No more Cow urine on a roll...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is going to be talking baths in cowshit shortly.

 

[Ronnie G]

The endless stream of maple flavored cooze slowly poisoned his mind.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lmao Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Had a teepee indian on his jersey now hes a street shitter. What next Theo Fleury becomes a tranny with rainbow hair and a nose ring?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I thought it was Jroc for a minute

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He’s only 36 so he probably lost 5 years of playing with his talent. Had 53 goals in 2023.

 

[VizioDash]

He’s only 36 so he probably lost 5 years of playing with his talent. Had 53 goals in 2023.

He played 53 games and scored 16 goals. He's pretty washed at this point but still likely passing up on a few million per year to do this shit

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He played 53 games and scored 16 goals. He's pretty washed at this point but still likely passing up on a few million per year to do this shit

I read the stats on Wikipedia quickly and must have gotten them backwards. Don’t follow hockey anymore but I thought he was kind of close to Kane level caliber.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I read the stats on Wikipedia quickly and must have gotten them backwards. Don’t follow hockey anymore but I thought he was kind of close to Kane level caliber.

Hey Bonnie,

Before posting please make sure your information is correct. I send ribs based on the information provided here and would appreciate your taking the time to make sure all statements are accurate.

Thanks!

 

[VizioDash]

I read the stats on Wikipedia quickly and must have gotten them backwards. Don’t follow hockey anymore but I thought he was kind of close to Kane level caliber.

Kane is finally looking his age this year, too, sadly. NHL players will stick around years past their prime though so I wouldn't be surprised to see Toews back next year after he's done impregnating dozens of mudpeople

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hey Bonnie,

Before posting please make sure your information is correct. I send ribs based on the information provided here and would appreciate your taking the time to make sure all statements are accurate.

Thanks!

I apologize and promise to do better for the forums. As posters we all have an obligation to each other to be factual and in my haste I overlooked something. While not intentional there is still no excuse.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Aaron Rodgers did the panchakarma thingy too. He's smart and didn't go to India tho

 

[BUBBLER]

Enjoy diarrhea

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Indian women are insanely ugly

 

[PickleRickle]

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Former NHL player who got gigavaxxed and hasn’t played since is scouring the world for a cure to his “long Covid” in an attempt to get back to playing.

LMAO whats the fucking point of going to India and eating cow patties when these fucking niggers probably live in your neighborhood now? What a fucking fag. You can get a bingo dabber dabbed on your forehead at the corner store, stupid.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He is going to be talking baths in cowshit shortly.

I think he's gonna start by dipping his Toews.

 

[BUBBLER]

Toonathon Jews

 

[notfunny]

damaged immune system = go to the filthiest place on the planet to fix it