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[guest]

“Off with their heads of with their heads!” Simperville Dan has grown too big for his breeches!

I know a lowly peasant like myself isn’t allowed in this part of the forums, but enough is enough!

Us forum peasants must unite to protect our humble forum from people who think they can take all the power for themselves. By nature we Pests are a free people and are ruled by no one!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

How Wormkiller summoned all you spergs is beyond me. I am by no means a NPS simp. Let alone a simp for anyone here. Well, a smellen simp but he hasn’t been at his top game lately. This bit has gotten old. Dan deserved shit but, how long minimal value shit has gotten is ridiculous. Be better.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Anyone else think that Patreeky guy has been a little too sanctimonious?
Like, Hey we the people have had enough, but let me go and be the one to say it loud and proud. Hey shine that hate-spot-light there while I'm going and doing this stuff right here.
Hmmmmm

 

[guest]

Anyone else think that Patreeky guy has been a little too sanctimonious?
Like, Hey we the people have had enough, but let me go and be the one to say it loud and proud. Hey shine that hate-spot-light there while I'm going and doing this stuff right here.
Hmmmmm

I know my place it’s in the gutter, while others feast themselves fat (Boomia) on Pig meat in the secret forums. How is that for equality?

 

[guest]

What a gay post.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

If the pic was photoshopped in some amusing way, this might have been worth a rib or three.

 

[guest]

If the pic was photoshopped in some amusing way, this might have been worth a rib or three.

Who cares about fucking ribs, ribs have ruined this place. It’s a popularity contest now. I don’t care about being a celebrity, unlike some other people.

 

[guest]

If people think i made this thread to become fucking ‘known’ or something like that they missed the point. This is about all of us being faggots, everyone, yours truly included. No one is bigger than that.

 

[guest]

Who cares about fucking ribs, ribs have ruined this place. It’s a popularity contest now. I don’t care about being a celebrity, unlike some other people.

You're right, it has turned into a popularity contest. Nevertheless, we are capitalists here, and content is king.
If you want to usurp Dan's attention, get drunk, drive straight to Oakland Ave, burn down Pig's house, shoot him if he makes it out and post the video here. I'll come to prison to guest host your podcast.

Edit: I do not endorse arson or murder. This is a joke. Hi, Pat.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If people think i made this thread to become fucking ‘known’ or something like that they missed the point. This is about all of us being faggots, everyone, yours truly included. No one is bigger than that.

Alright. I’m going to try and bridge a gap. Sometimes good bits can’t be put out publicly. As an example, I was apart of the SS articles during apostlegate. I was not in on the full scope of everything. I just made some jokes that the Jew rat found offensive. We’re all faggots. Some of us just don’t sperg out and post publicly what we’re about. Imagine if Josiah told the board “Hey, I tricked Rick into thinking I’m a real journalist!”, the bit would have been ruined. I legitimately like 99% of posters here. I won’t defend Dan’s faggotry on NPS, it was fucking gay. He’s also a borderline boomer so, why is anyone surprised? This bit is just getting old. None of you spergs are as retarded or as unfunny as Rick. Not sure why you keep trying to keep this bit up.

 

[guest]

Alright. I’m going to try and bridge a gap. Sometimes good bits can’t be put out publicly. As an example, I was apart of the SS articles during apostlegate. I was not in on the full scope of everything. I just made some jokes that the Jew rat found offensive. We’re all faggots. Some of us just don’t sperg out and post publicly what we’re about. Imagine if Josiah told the board “Hey, I tricked Rick into thinking I’m a real journalist!”, the bit would have been ruined. I legitimately like 99% of posters here. I won’t defend Dan’s faggotry on NPS, it was fucking gay. He’s also a borderline boomer so, why is anyone surprised? This bit is just getting old. None of you spergs are as retarded or as unfunny as Rick. Not sure why you keep trying to keep this bit up.

You make a good point, can’t really argue with that. I’m just sick of people acting all high and mighty like they’re better than other people on the forum, that’s it. If that makes me a faggot so be it.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Who cares about fucking ribs, ribs have ruined this place. It’s a popularity contest now. I don’t care about being a celebrity, unlike some other people.

I care. Not about faggot reaction scores, I mean what the ribs represent. "Hey, that was pretty funny!" That's why I'm here.
Oh, I can't look into those big eyes and stay mad. C'mere, you big lug!

 

[guest]

I care. Not about faggot reaction scores, I mean what the ribs represent. "Hey, that was pretty funny!" That's why I'm here.
Oh, I can't look into those big eyes and stay mad. C'mere, you big lug!

It’s nice to get ribs but you shouldn’t put too much importance on it. Than you become like Pat needing his dopamine fix every day.

 

[quark]

Alright. I’m going to try and bridge a gap. Sometimes good bits can’t be put out publicly. As an example, I was apart of the SS articles during apostlegate. I was not in on the full scope of everything. I just made some jokes that the Jew rat found offensive. We’re all faggots. Some of us just don’t sperg out and post publicly what we’re about. Imagine if Josiah told the board “Hey, I tricked Rick into thinking I’m a real journalist!”, the bit would have been ruined. I legitimately like 99% of posters here. I won’t defend Dan’s faggotry on NPS, it was fucking gay. He’s also a borderline boomer so, why is anyone surprised? This bit is just getting old. None of you spergs are as retarded or as unfunny as Rick. Not sure why you keep trying to keep this bit up.

Gay Faggot, unifier of the forums, Gay Faggot

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It’s nice to get ribs but you shouldn’t put too much importance on it.

I probably should have said "loff" instead of "rib", but in my heart they're the same thing. Updoots are updoots, any way you slice it. I guess I'm the faggot, after all.

 

[guest]

I probably should have said "loff" instead of "rib", but in my heart they're the same thing. Updoots are updoots, any way you slice it. I guess I'm the faggot, after all.

We’re all faggots thats my point.

 

[guest]

Gay Faggot, unifier of the forums, Gay Faggot

Has a nice ring to it...

 

[guest]

I guess i shouldn’t take this too seriously but i do because i like this place and like to goof around, some people don’t like that but i think no one should be able to tell anyone else how to contribute on this forum. If that makes any sense. I don’t know anymore. I’m rambling like Boomia.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Just remember, Robespierre had his head cut off too ...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I guess i shouldn’t take this too seriously but i do because i like this place and like to goof around, some people don’t like that but i think no one should be able to tell anyone else how to contribute on this forum. If that makes any sense. I don’t know anymore. I’m rambling like Boomia.

Take it ease like the Wease, buuddaayy!