Johnnynoname

[guest]

Post your favorite johnnynoname memories

Here's mine:

eww...someone knows the name of another poster on a internet forum and starts a thread about them

*douchechills*

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I liked it when @johnnynoname went on NPS and totally flustered Dan

 

[guest]

I loved that one time he was being a contrarian. That was SO out of character.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I think his Kingfish*-style character is PFG. It could use a little work, the dialect isn't quite there but it's got a lot of potential. I even went as far as to attempt making him a blackface avatar, but I couldn't find any of his Zoolander selfies.

WELL HELLO DARE...THIS'M BE CHRISSA...HOLY MACKREL

"I beez the white woman from the bumble...."

*I suppose it could be referring to Mammy-Nuns, but those are partially inspired by Kingfish so it's all kinda the same.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

When he told us he has a shittty baby wipes in his trash can.

 

[Harry Powell]

I liked it when @johnnynoname went on NPS and totally flustered Dan

I made this mistake recently. That was @johnnycomelately / @Jack Horner .

Unless you were intentionally mixing them up in which case I worked right into a shoot there.

 

[DMAN]

I made this mistake recently. That was @johnnycomelately / @Jack Horner .

Unless you were intentionally mixing them up in which case I worked right into a shoot there.

JohnnyNoName vs. JohnnyThousandsOfNames

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Unless you were intentionally mixing them up in which case I worked right into a shoot there.

Initially I car crashed you, but you're such a rib slut that I withdrew it. Just keep that in mind going forward.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Who?

 

[Milk74]

Anyone with "Johnny" in their username is a complete faggot.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I even went as far as to attempt making him a blackface avatar, but I couldn't find any of his Zoolander selfies.

Found one, here's my first attempt. Bit rough, but I think it captures something of your essence.

WELL HELLO DERE! I BEEZ CHRISSA DA WIMMINS F'UM DA BUMBLEZ! HOLY MACKEREL DERE! HOLY MACKEREL DERE!

 

[Dog Eater]

I thought there was already a kike hate thread.

 

[guest]

 

[chocolatehellhole]

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How is it possible to be simultaneously shredded and also have a terrible body

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How is it possible to be simultaneously shredded and also have a terrible body

Because his head is too big for his body

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I made this mistake recently. That was @johnnycomelately / @Jack Horner .

Unless you were intentionally mixing them up in which case I worked right into a shoot there.

Nigga I'm still 95% sure @chocolatehellhole is JohnnyComeLately and yeah, johnnynoname is clearly a different dude

Source: I'm severely autistic