Joe's Valentines Day post.

[IanHalperin]

Classy as always.

 

[Udders]

Nice pizzaface, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He took a selfie at the mall while wearing a shirt for a game that came out years ago. What a Buffoon.

 

[Coonskin]

Layla looks like a forty-year-old crackhead

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why would he use that picture? Taking a picture in front of a Christmas display in a mall. When poor Layler's face was completely Cumia'd with acne.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He’s on sale today, clearance bin tomorrow.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Classy as always.

I thought Pedo Joe was talking about Layla until I read "I love you very much, Carol."

 

[Camel Clutch]

is he saying marijuana made him shit, bleed and puke?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Imagine mentioning fecal matter in a Valentine's day post... Jesus, Joe

 

[Saddam Hussein]

66 years old and wearing a call of duty t shirt.

Also, why would Carol ever shack up with this leech? There’s no benefit at all. She has to subsidize his whole life and he’s not exactly a catch. Ignorant, rude, unfunny, unattractive. She must be dumb because I see no benefit there

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing says "classy" like throwing a Hawaiian shirt over a 20yr old COD shirt that came free with the game.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

is he saying marijuana made him shit, bleed and puke?

I believe he’s referencing a special liquor drink they serve in the Dominican Republican called “Mary-wanna” I’m guessing Joe drank a bunch of it and got sick from what he thinks was that - I bet he forgot you’re not supposed to drink the tap water while drunk and that’s what gave him the shits. Joe and Carol must be going on some vacation soon.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

is he saying marijuana made him shit, bleed and puke?

It seems the only drug the Cumia's can tolerate is crack

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

He looks so fucking retarded. Eyes like two yawning pits of emptiness, hopelessness and despair.
A void of thought and mind where a brain should have been. There's NOTHING going on in there. I envy that.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Classy as always.

Even his post about his catcher's mitt ends up being about him.
Patrick and his orbiters need to take notes.

 

[guest]

Jesus. What a fucking BUTTERFACE

 

[guest]

Seriously how is he the father of an eighty year old daughter?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

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Jesus. What a fucking BUTTERFACE

She has the Cumia-face. How unfortunate.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I believe he’s referencing a special liquor drink they serve in the Dominican Republican called “Mary-wanna”

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Ever the romantic, Joseph decides to include a time when he shit himself from an herbal liqueur. His bovine stomach must be failing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Ever the romantic, Joseph decides to include a time when he shit himself from an herbal liqueur. His bovine stomach must be failing.

I bet he got shit faced off it and by accident drank tap water from the sink at one of those all inclusive resorts where they tell you to brush your teeth with bottle water. Drinking that water will fuck your stomach all up and that sounds like what happened - Joe spent a day on the toilet and blamed it on the booze.