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Joe's daughter has taken an interest in rap

dropngo

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I don't buy the lighthearted laughing emojis. I think Joe is seeing the first signs that Layla will eventually get impregnated backstage at a rap show and he is terrified. She's probably already breathing heavy and licking her lips when black guys show up on TV to Joe's discomfort.

Meanwhile, Joann is still just as horny as ever for Joe.
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I’ve never been one to mock his daughter but this is more about Joeh. Obviously this was bound to happen eventually. He probably offered to take her in the Barbie Fiat and she said she would prefer to take an Uber. No teenager is like, “that’s fine I can’t go to a rap concert with my friends because my dad just introduced me to Tom Petty.”
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Bam posted Layler's tik tok at one point and it's all her lip syncing to rap. It's actually nice because she seems like a normal kid instead of the dead eyed miserable girl we see in the Joe selfies. I always assumed she had nothing in her room but a bed and a rocking chair and spends all her spare time just sitting silently, staring at the wall.
 

Cygnus Nana X-1

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WTF is wrong with Joann Ancona? She seems to be Moo's biggest ballwasher and makes a point to publicly talk to him like he's a retard (as everyone should) who needs to be uplifted.

'Joe, you're so handsome and special and so important to the music world!!!'

Must be one of Carol's inbred family members.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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WTF is wrong with Joann Ancona? She seems to be Moo's biggest ballwasher and makes a point to publicly talk to him like he's a retard (as everyone should) who needs to be uplifted.

'Joe, you're so handsome and special and so important to the music world!!!'

Must be one of Carol's inbred family members.
Like the fruits who comment on Chef Adam Libby videos and pretend not to realize that he's severely retarded and he doesn't cook anything.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Joe's racial paranoia is ribbing. I imagine the tough guy dont fuck my daughter talk he's had with the bf already
Kid comes over and Joe's cleaning his giant .50 cal sniper rifle on the kitchen table. "Duh I'll shoot ya wit a snipuh if ya hurt my Layler."

Seriously though, Joe probably knows that weiner kid can probably limp-wristedly beat his old ass.
 

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Jims_Maroon_Pants

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WTF is wrong with Joann Ancona? She seems to be Moo's biggest ballwasher and makes a point to publicly talk to him like he's a retard (as everyone should) who needs to be uplifted.

'Joe, you're so handsome and special and so important to the music world!!!'

Must be one of Carol's inbred family members.
She wants to sit on his dick, simple as
 

dropngo

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Very respectful to publicly condescend to your own daughter like that. "She's such a retard that I distracted her with a pet!"
He doesn't realize that he instead taught her a new trick. "When I want something and dumbass says no, I just bring up a concert involving black guys I want to go to and the dipshit runs out to get it for me. Then I 'forget' about what I wanted to go to, the moron breathes a sigh of relief and parks himself in front of Fox News coverage that will put him in a trance so I can slip out to the concert anyways."
 

eggfella

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those cumias need something in the woodpile that they can’t just try to pass off as italian heritage. the boy layla brings home should be undeniably black. blacker than the darkest night on earth. blacker than the complete absence of light. blacker than the bottom of the mariana trench on a new moon. black beyond the constraints of space and time.
 
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