Joe the mooching pro

[RacistPigeon]

If Joe was serious about making money with music, he could put a band together just to play the motorcycle rally circuit. There’s bands that show up at these rallies, and the gigs seem to pay pretty well. But instead, he chooses to be a lazy nigger mooching fuck content to live off his brothers dwindling supply of money. And I don’t even hate the guy, I just never understood people with such a lack of ambition to do something for themselves. He’s an alleged biker, with his shitty rice cruiser, he should know about this stuff.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The gathering of the Juggalos wouldn't want him

 

[guest]

The gathering of the Juggalos wouldn't want him

That hit my fucking ribs so hard I think you just caved in my chest.

 

[guest]

The gathering of the jigaboos would take him tho.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

If Joe was serious about making money with music, he could put a band together just to play the motorcycle rally circuit. There’s bands that show up at these rallies, and the gigs seem to pay pretty well. But instead, he chooses to be a lazy nigger mooching fuck content to live off his brothers dwindling supply of money. And I don’t even hate the guy, I just never understood people with such a lack of ambition to do something for themselves. He’s an alleged biker, with his shitty rice cruiser, he should know about this stuff.

Ask yourself: why is a local musician with forty-plus years of experience playing "solo Joe" gigs? Why do his gay tribute bands always fall apart? Why won't his own brother give him a spot on his retarded podcast "network"?

The answer is obvious. No one can stand being around Joe. No fellow local wastrel musicians want anything to do with him, he's impossible to get along with and he's extremely unpleasant to be around.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Ask yourself: why is a local musician with forty-plus years of experience playing "solo Joe" gigs? Why do his gay tribute bands always fall apart? Why won't his own brother give him a spot on his retarded podcast "network"?

The answer is obvious. No one can stand being around Joe. No fellow local wastrel musicians want anything to do with him, he's impossible to get along with and he's extremely unpleasant to be around.

Also he's completely untalented. Every musician he scams into his "tribute" realize 5 seconds in he doesn't know a damn thing about chord progressions or playing in time

 

[1073waaf]

Those gigs probably don’t have the proper back line setup and don’t offer a big sandwich with red Gatorade COMP’D.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Also he's completely untalented. Every musician he scams into his "tribute" realize 5 seconds in he doesn't know a damn thing about chord progressions or playing in time

There's that, plus the constant showboating and his entitled attitude, like he's the main draw. No musicians want to step aside and let Joe hog the spotlight with his fat-fingered waddling guitar moves.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

There's that, plus the constant showboating and his entitled attitude, like he's the main draw. No musicians want to step aside and let Joe hog the spotlight with his fat-fingered waddling guitar moves.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I still think he should cover AC/DC songs and call his band JC/DC

 

[satanssockpuppet]

After forty years Joe can't even manage to get a tiny foothold in the LI/NY/NJ club circuit, which is teeming with tons of shitty local cover bands, as his ineptitude and attitude has alienated everyone in a scene that's crawling with other amateur musician faggots who'd agree to play with him in a second if they felt there was anything to gain by it. Instead, he's playing along with an iPad at the local Moose Lodge and "jamming" with his brother and sister.

 

[niggerfaggot15]

If Joe was serious about making money with music, he could put a band together just to play the motorcycle rally circuit. There’s bands that show up at these rallies, and the gigs seem to pay pretty well. But instead, he chooses to be a lazy nigger mooching fuck content to live off his brothers dwindling supply of money. And I don’t even hate the guy, I just never understood people with such a lack of ambition to do something for themselves. He’s an alleged biker, with his shitty rice cruiser, he should know about this stuff.

1) millionaire, 2) got the girl, 3) swatted away six subreddits 4) left the pests destitute and banished them to obscurity. ho hee hah ho hoo

JOE: nice try wit da hate tho

war hero joe wins again!