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Guess you dont want a SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED pedal board to give you the PERFECT SRV / HENDRIX TONE!!!!I'm SHOCKED the Setzer and SRV pedal bundles have not sold yet. Don't people love buying three pedals they don't want in an overpriced bundle to get the one pedal they do want?
And for anyone who doesn’t know about guitar pedals, “specifically engineered” is a slimey and retarded fucking word to trick people. Joe wasn’t sitting there tinkering with a screw driver and magnifying glass setting their calibrations at an equilibrium. He hit the E string while turning fucking knobs and switching around the in / outs and pedal placement. I could fucking “specifically engineer” his tone randomly flipping shit around.
I wanna give Joe any props I can but this is so so retarded. I posted the original Reverb thread but looking over some of the items I realize it’s worse than hocking garbage for cruise money:
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Dumb fuck Joe is selling these 4 pedals for 900$. He refuses to break them up into separate purchases because “THEYRE SET FOR THE PERFECT TONE!” This is so, so stupid. First of all it assumes whoevers buying these pedals wants YOUR tone. When they get them they will inevitably rearrange them and fuck with the pedals. No one wants a pre built tone into their 4 pedal bulk purchase. Second of all, Joe could EASILY break these pedals up and sell them individually and he could make MORE money and fucking sell them easier. 4 pedals all for 200$ is better than grouping all 4 and having to sell them at a “bundled” price. He made it so that he’s not selling specific pedals but trying to sell a set for a specific tone. So what if I just need one? Well i’m not buying all fucking four.
So he would buy the overpriced pedals, unplug their in and outs, twist the knobs, and send it back? Wow what a great prank. It’s not like Joe has a photo of his configurations it would take him 2 seconds to redo.
He knows the owner of BOSS personally or he knows a guy who knows a guy that knows him.So he would buy the overpriced pedals, unplug their in and outs, twist the knobs, and send it back? Wow what a great prank. It’s not like Joe has a photo of his configurations it would take him 2 seconds to redo.
TURNING NOBS ON A PEDAL: ANYBODY CANT DO THISI've never seen anyone with the hubris to insist you buy a random chain of pedals & only use them as he's specified. He clearly wants to feel like he created something & someone will care about it, but that's not how people buy gear, baby child. "Specifically engineered" here literally means plugging a pedal into another pedal. Genius stuff, cow brain.
Nice flourishing Brian Setzer cosplay market, stupid.
Right about when Ant moves down to South Carolina. So neverSerious questions only ........ Does anyone know when this exciting new career 'performing solo acoustic aboard cruise ships' actually starts? No lie it seems like we've been talking about this since May.
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