No doubt washed down with the leftover dregs of Jamieson he also collects from the passengers glasses and drinks in his cell/cabin.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
- An individual from Lawrenceville, GA recently tried to cast doubt on Mr. Tomlinson's self-swatting by hiring a hitman to kill him and framing the forum
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Joe is stealing leftover food on the cruise 😆👍
- Thread starter RoSmokedCrack
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If only i could take a job where i have to sneak food in containers because when they come to inspect my cabin like its a jail cell they may find some contraband
I think this is my favorite so far.
This comes after he lost the ability to eat cookies with half his mouth.
Im almost certain when they mean buffet food, dont be a nigger bring plates of chicken and rice back and stuff like that.
If they are that strict on cookies that is hilarious.
This comes after he lost the ability to eat cookies with half his mouth.
Im almost certain when they mean buffet food, dont be a nigger bring plates of chicken and rice back and stuff like that.
If they are that strict on cookies that is hilarious.
So he's still stealing? Doesn't he and his brother hate a certain demographic for doing the same?
Also I can hear his Filipino Supervisor yelling like Kahn from king of the hill
"Hey fatty! You no eat food from buffet! For customer only! Get back to work!"
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It's just preparing him for prison life.
"So so so so so you're saying hiding cookies UP MY ASS
is CONTRABAND around here? #ANUSINDISTRESS"
"So so so so so you're saying hiding cookies UP MY ASS
is CONTRABAND around here? #ANUSINDISTRESS"
Thieving negroid angle aside, are cookies really what someone whose teeth are dropping out like college students in the Summer of Love be eating? I hope he comes home with just 2 front teeth like Bugs Bunny
You can call him ol' Gummy Joe!
You really can, it's always been his nickname at The Big Apple Ranch.
He had to sit there and break the cookies into pieces to get them into the Pringles can. What a fucking boob. Just eat the cookies at the buffet and then leave it alone you fat idiot.
Meh, what's up, cock?
Lol, his cell gets inspected.
Why isn't anyone tattling on joe to the cruise admins?
> cleverly disguise them as Pringles
That's like saying you can 'cleverly disguise cocaine as Pringles' by putting it in a can.
What an absolute boob.
That's like saying you can 'cleverly disguise cocaine as Pringles' by putting it in a can.
What an absolute boob.
Also, yet again, it astounds me that he chooses to publicly boast about these things. He doesn't even have the wherewithal to make the posts friends/family only. He thinks it's charming to brag about eating stale oatmeal raisin cookies out of a Pringles can.
He'd have been the homeless leper over in Jerusalem getting stoned at the stockade for stealing shekels back in the day.
And he STILL would've been covering others music then!
This keeps getting funnier. What a buffoon.
Princess cruise lines is fawked up! What difference does it make if the food came from the buffet? They probably just want to make money selling pringles and other snacks to the workers! I think Brother Joe should protest by stealing as much food and alcohol from them as he can! #Ruizing
A luxury not afforded by most.
COMP'D!
COMP'D!
Wouldnt be surprised if he has fashioned a shank out of a toothbrush by now.
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Because to Brotha Joe, everything is about getting one over on the man. He is always one step ahead of everyone else and has it all figured out.
Others are too stupid to figure out how to be a thief and therefore don't get to enjoy the perks of cookies hidden in Pringles