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He's opening up for a crap Elton john impersonation on at tiki joes on Fire island
Here's what he's got to get the crowd ready for
Here's what he's got to get the crowd ready for
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Joe is back on the road
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The Cumia boys are drawn to Fire Island like moths to a flame
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PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN. You wouldn’t know SHIT about the hard work and HOURS I put into my gigs, LIBTARD! Go back to the basement, have mommy make you some BAGEL BITES, and get back to your POINTLESS troll life. Me? I have MONEY to make, a FAMILY (4 kids. Count them: 1, 2, 3, 4) to support and a BROTHER to help! #FuckoffLibs
#FUCKOFF #USisDONE #cruisemysician
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Fire Island is nice but you need to take a ferry there and back and it cost like $25 bucks to park for the ferry. So $25 for parking, at least 1 hour each way before you even get to the ferry, between boarding, the ride and departure another hour each way so he is 4 hours and $25 in the hole before he even plucks a nylon guitar string. Net/Net Walmart would end up paying better
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This new desperately scrounging for cash Joe is my favourite. With the allowance money ceasing and having no pension to speak of, he has to spend his golden years as a jukebox for disinterested drunks at TGI Fridays. He probably only realized this a year or so ago, because I don't remember him playing as often before.
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Is that Fat Opie cos-playing as Sir Elton?
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It's the best. The funniest thing is that if he'd parked 7 grand a year every year in a Roth IRA from when Nana started giving him an allowance, he'd be sitting on around half a million dollars right now. If he'd done the same with a Marcus account on top of that, he'd be a cash millionaire. But no, the knockoff chink guitars and womanly cars were more important. Nigger
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Didn't he also annoy and alienate all of the guys in 2U and his other bands, forcing him to do more solo stuff?
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Yea. One of the band members threatened to kill Joe lol
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Gene “Coke Can Cock” Marcello right?
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Joe probably followed one of his band mates teenage daughters in Instagram or something. It's happened before
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2U has been TOURING TIRELESSLY since 2001. The other band? You mean Almost Journey? They maintain a BLISTERING touring schedule year ‘round, and yet they STILL manage to get into the studio to rehearse some of Journey’s “deeper tracks”, keeping the uber-fans just as SATISFIED as the casual listener.
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This guy stinks. Doesn't sound like Elton at all, no fawkin stage presence and I bet he's not even a faggot
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Also it's full of fucking faggots
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#TINYDANCERINDISTRESS