Joe Cumia is possible to be booked for $1,200 + travel & stay...

[Brooke Shields]

Where can we book Fatrick to perform comedy if we were able to rally up that kind of money?

 

[Will Tate]

Where can we book Fatrick to perform comedy if we were able to rally up that kind of money?

Show a club owner video of Pat's stand-up and he wouldn't book him if you offer $20 million.

 

[A House Nigger]

I’m not putting up any kind of money for either of these shitheads

 

[MonsterSteve]

Doesn't Joe require 4 star hotels like Days Inn and to be compensated with a footlong turkey sub from subway and red Gatorade?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I’m not putting up any kind of money for either of these shitheads

no one asked you to do anything, faggot

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Doesn't Joe require 4 star hotels like Days Inn and to be compensated with a footlong turkey sub from subway and red Gatorade?

I'll chip in for his lunch

 

[guest]

I'm 100% in for a BroJoe Milwaukee show.

 

[Sputnik]

now if we can only get bobo to pay his own way there.

 

[guest]

now if we can only get bobo to pay his own way there.

I have been in touch with Bobo. He says for a pair of Mets tickets (2 single games) he will do a 5 minute zoom opening.

It could also be a good bit to COMP his travel and send him on like 14 different Peter Pan bus connections to MKE.

 

[Jenna]

Carol paying Joe $5k to strip and dance for him and his queer party friends would be the funniest bit anyone could ever pull on the real Carol Maxheinie.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Holy fucking shit. If we single handedly created every bro Joe and sweaty awkward pig on stage gig for the rest of their careers only for a few of us to show up and insult them thoroughly would be the end of our special thing we have here due to maximum hilarity. Imagine us putting up enough money to get pat to go on an upper Midwest open mic tour for us to just show up and berate his ass off stage nightly. A brotherman can dream...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It just dawned on me that Rick doesn't even make as much as Joe.

PatBros...

 

[Mitch Weaver]

If we’re gonna do it right we might as well fly in Ray Wilson.

 

[Raymond]

If we are throwing money around, we should hire Rich Vos as Patrick's opener.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Holy fucking shit. If we single handedly created every bro Joe and sweaty awkward pig on stage gig for the rest of their careers only for a few of us to show up and insult them thoroughly would be the end of our special thing we have here due to maximum hilarity. Imagine us putting up enough money to get pat to go on an upper Midwest open mic tour for us to just show up and berate his ass off stage nightly. A brotherman can dream...

Eat my shorts, captain.

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[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I think the best outcome would be that we get an agreement but Joe fucks us over then beats us on Peoples Court. Not only would we embrace it but it would make us even more hilarious. We would be training Fatrick how to lose graciously. All we do is try to help him. Especially Spacedge.

 

[guest]

I think the best outcome would be that we get an agreement but Joe fucks us over then beats us on Peoples Court. Not only would we embrace it but it would make us even more hilarious. We would be training Fatrick how to lose graciously. All we do is try to help him. Especially Spacedge.

Yeah I was thinking that, I’d love for people here to raise money to have him come to hooligans but then he just steals it and laughs at you all