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Bill Gates started at Microsoft by sweeping the floors.You walked in to a place, gave the owner a firm handshake, looked him in the eye, and asked for a job. If he says they don't have any jobs, you pick up a broom and start sweeping.
Old man Walter Apple hired a plucky young Steve Jobs because he liked the cut of his jib. Stack the boxes of apples out back nice and tall, son, and one day you might be running the place!Bill Gates started at Microsoft by sweeping the floors.
That's pfg to me. What a wonderful world.You walked in to a place, gave the owner a firm handshake, looked him in the eye, and asked for a job. If he says they don't have any jobs, you pick up a broom and start sweeping.
Internet ruined loads of everyday shit. You could buy a bottle of Coke and twist off the cap to find out you'd won another bottle just for buying their product in the first place. Now you gotta scan a QR code with your phone and send them your entire life to enter their database.That's pfg to me. What a wonderful world.
Internet ruined the job market ngl.
Dad? Is that you?You walked in to a place, gave the owner a firm handshake, looked him in the eye, and asked for a job. If he says they don't have any jobs, you pick up a broom and start sweeping.
You walked in to a place, gave the owner a firm handshake, looked him in the eye, and asked for a job. If he says they don't have any jobs, you pick up a broom and start sweeping.
My father still thinks this is what happens.You walked in to a place, gave the owner a firm handshake, looked him in the eye, and asked for a job. If he says they don't have any jobs, you pick up a broom and start sweeping.
A guy did this at the fine dining restaurant my sister worked at. The head chef was famous so I guess he thought it was a way to prove himself. They let him wash dishes and clean floors for like a week, didn’t pay him and then told him to fuck off once they got tired of the joke.My father still thinks this is what happens.
That’s a violation of a few labor laws. Surprised the famous chef wasn’t smart enough to not allow that to happen.A guy did this at the fine dining restaurant my sister worked at. The head chef was famous so I guess he thought it was a way to prove himself. They let him wash dishes and clean floors for like a week, didn’t pay him and then told him to fuck off once they got tired of the joke.
The actual answer is people would look through the classifieds in newspapers.Did people just spam there resumes at the reception of every office?
How did that work?
My grandfather claimed to have done this when he was 13 during the great depression.You walked in to a place, gave the owner a firm handshake, looked him in the eye, and asked for a job. If he says they don't have any jobs, you pick up a broom and start sweeping.
The entire hospitality industry violates labor laws continuously.That’s a violation of a few labor laws. Surprised the famous chef wasn’t smart enough to not allow that to happen.
You're obviously unfamiliar with the restaurant industry. Soulless scumbags.That’s a violation of a few labor laws. Surprised the famous chef wasn’t smart enough to not allow that to happen.
Which is odd because I wash dishes for a meager living too.You're obviously unfamiliar with the restaurant industry. Soulless scumbags.
Your mother is breaking labor laws, I bet that bitch makes you take out the garbage without paying ot. You should sue that heartless cunt!Which is odd because I wash dishes for a meager living too.
Artie pitched this idea as Goodwill Smith at MadTV and they told him it was too racist.So this guy was a janitor at an all black university and there's a math problem on the blackboard, 2+2=?
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