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Is this before he ate the whole bag?
Almonds, egg whites (cum) and mustard. Nice being rich and semi famous and showing nothing for it, stupid. Coattail riding invertebrate.Almonds means back on his diet again. Some unsuspecting waitress is being lined up for an invite to a half-empty comedy club.
"I come in here all the time! You know me!"
"Don't make me get the manager, sir."
Also nice Sweatin’ to the Oldies exercise routine when you have connections to UFC fighters and could have been set up with a legit trainer.Almonds, egg whites (cum) and mustard. Nice being rich and semi famous and showing nothing for it, stupid. Coattail riding invertebrate.
He can't even make a dumb Twitter joke without using a prop.
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