Jim Nor-ton

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[Stent]

He's turning into Eric Cartman.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

He's lucky hookers aren't worried about looks

 

[Mr Ass]

His Highness was right again.

 

[guest]

He's lucky hookers aren't worried about looks

Does he even get hookers anymore? I feel like Jim has been celibate since Prince Alan. But I haven't paid much attention.

 

[Opesterino]

I have a distaste for the worm that is unrivaled. I loath him and his terrible "craft" of comedy. His most annoying segment was when a caller called him out as dry drunk. He then gets all defensive and totally makes an ass out of himself when he references A.A. as a program whose name is to be kept secret and not the members. To borrow a phrase, he stinks and I don't like him.

 

[TheYepster]

It seems he has blued himself

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

All the times you ate on mic, complained about your eggs and mustard and this is what you have to show for?

Pathetic.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Jim Nor-tonnage

 

[Cawdfish]

I have a distaste for the worm that is unrivaled. I loath him and his terrible "craft" of comedy. His most annoying segment was when a caller called him out as dry drunk. He then gets all defensive and totally makes an ass out of himself when he references A.A. as a program whose name is to be kept secret and not the members. To borrow a phrase, he stinks and I don't like him.

That can't be any worse than the time he unfollowed all his comedy pals on Twitter because they didn't line up for some shitty pilot he was working on. Then he tried to doublespeak his way outta it when CQ called him out.

 

[JebJoh]

I have a distaste for the worm that is unrivaled. I loath him and his terrible "craft" of comedy. His most annoying segment was when a caller called him out as dry drunk. He then gets all defensive and totally makes an ass out of himself when he references A.A. as a program whose name is to be kept secret and not the members. To borrow a phrase, he stinks and I don't like him.

And for a douche who takes his "craft" so seriously, he really isn't that good at comedy. It's like he took the worst parts of CQ's and Patrice's acts and mashed them together into long winded boring stories

 

[guest]

Eating Butter.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That can't be any worse than the time he unfollowed all his comedy pals on Twitter because they didn't line up for some shitty pilot he was working on. Then he tried to doublespeak his way outta it when CQ called him out.

But he couldn’t possibly bring himself to unfollow (the deceased) Patrice and Ozzy.

 

[DieNortonDie]

And for a douche who takes his "craft" so seriously, he really isn't that good at comedy. It's like he took the worst parts of CQ's and Patrice's acts and mashed them together into long winded boring stories

Colin used to mock his cellar sets for being so fucking lame. And that was 20 years ago. He still does the same shit that Colin mocked

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

He then gets all defensive and totally makes an ass out of himself when he references A.A. as a program whose name is to be kept secret and not the members.

It makes me irrationally angry whenever he talks about AA like it's fucking Voldemort

 

[WheresMiGunFawk]

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