Jesus, Joe

[Gronez_Bambatta]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I like the midget waddling to the beat.

 

[guest]

Spoiler: Getting the hack joke out of the way first

"What would you think if I sang out of tune?"

Nothing out of the ordinary

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Only another month and 21 days of doing this 3 times everyday Joe.

 

[Coonskin]

OZONE MIDGET SIGHTING OF THE DAYYY

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends"

 

[Dennyislife]

Imagine paying thousands for a cruise to Norway and getting a low level busker performing as you walk down a corridor.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Joe said it was always a packed house. they let hi play in that large room and that was all it took to send him back to the bar walkway. I think he got that large room as a filler for the main act being sick or something. there is zero energy in his performances. Just trying to run out the clock.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

fuck man, the backing tracks is sooooo bad. It'd come off better with just him and his guitar and perhaps the DIGITECH if he's feeling loose.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

fuck man, the backing tracks is sooooo bad. It'd come off better with just him and his guitar and perhaps the DIGITECH if he's feeling loose.

Its like a boomer autotune.

 

[VoteJello]

fuck man, the backing tracks is sooooo bad. It'd come off better with just him and his guitar and perhaps the DIGITECH if he's feeling loose.

I'd like to see him do psychedelic stuff like "Tomorrow Never Knows" wit da DIGITECH. Looping a single note drone, thumping out the beat on his stupid Chinese acoustic's firewood body, making kooky seagull sounds into the mic while making incredulous faces at the 11 person crowd, as if to say "Can you believe these wacky Beatles did this shit? But I got a job to do, folks, so bear with me!" Then once his stupid samples are laid down he starts hard-strumming a C chord and his faces contorts into that disgusting smug-orgasm mask as he belts "TURN OF YOUR MIND, RELAX, AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM". Before long he approximates tape loops in the form of awful, ham-fisted boomer bends with chintzy digital delay. Then he'd probably put a terrible chorus over his voice to mimic the Leslie rotary effect. What an idiot! Theatre of the mind, folks!

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Did they make Joe shave his trademark goatee off?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I'd like to see him do psychedelic stuff like "Tomorrow Never Knows" wit da DIGITECH. Looping a single note drone, thumping out the beat on his stupid Chinese acoustic's firewood body, making kooky seagull sounds into the mic while making incredulous faces at the 11 person crowd, as if to say "Can you believe these wacky Beatles did this shit? But I got a job to do, folks, so bear with me!" Then once his stupid samples are laid down he starts hard-strumming a C chord and his faces contorts into that disgusting smug-orgasm mask as he belts "TURN OF YOUR MIND, RELAX, AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM". Before long he approximates tape loops in the form of awful, ham-fisted boomer bends with chintzy digital delay. Then he'd probably put a terrible chorus over his voice to mimic the Leslie rotary effect. What an idiot! Theatre of the mind, folks!

I wish there some way to get a message in a bottle to different folks on board to have them keep requesting this holy shit that's hilarious

 

[UnPRePared]

Spoiler: Getting the hack joke out of the way first

"What would you think if I sang out of tune?"

Nothing out of the ordinary

"Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

Yes.

 

[Dennyislife]

That's two Americans who have murdered the Beatles now

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

“I don’t like the fawkin Beatles I like da Joe cocksucka voysion betta”
“Ya chippa ? Do ya? And I think it’s “Joe Cocker” actually, chip”
“Joe cocker? what is he a fawkin spaniel or sumtin, tssst”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Did they make Joe shave his trademark goatee off?

Looks like it! Good eye, brothaman. Joseph is cumcatcher free

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

"I'd like to dedicate this next song to my little brother, AntH."

You never give me your money

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

If Joes out living his best life, whose at home looking under Carols hood?