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Jerry Seinfeld is a faggot

dramamine

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Do you remembah when Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old when he was 38? Wonder if he took her to prom like :image_4764_m:
At least post her picture
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You don't like him picking up unfunny nobodies in a car the studio rented and listening to their funny-haha new yawker stories?
One of my favorite episodes was with Todd Barry. Todd told stories from the perspective of a completely normal person who does things like laundry and stuff, and Jerry regarded him like he were a Martian that just landed.
 

sinbad

Accomplished comedian sinbad
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Apparently he proposed to the 17 year old but she rejected
 
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Norton's tranny has more womanly curves than this bitch. She's just a lanky, gangly, scoliosis high school 5/10 average.. standing contiguous to a living rendition of Mars' surface imprinted onto a fucking halloween mask for a face. Yuck. No wonder the faggot father worked for Clinton.
 

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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That small hat fuck bit his own tongue nearly in half high on Vicodin while eating a sandwich.

Now, that's a legit ha ha ha holeeeee shit moment. Real slap stick comedy at its finest.

Seinfeld: "After your set come upstairs and have lunch with me."

Bob Kelly: "Me?! OK!"

Seinfeld: "... NOT YOU!"

Bwahaha
 
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