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Jen c brown has highly inappropriate blog posts about students

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She calls students all kinds of names like fat and porky and even ugly. Why is this body shamer allowed in the SFWA?



  • November 10th, 2009, 04:11 pm

In which I fail to follow proceedures...


Earlier I made the mistake of remarking that it had been a long time since I'd last needed to call for a senior member of staff to deal with a difficult situation for me, but I guess this was tempting fate.

At lunchtime I heard an ominous thudding noise from the computer suite and scurried in there to investigate. A fat ugly kid called Connor was bouncing a tennis ball off the wall, in a style similar to that thing Steve McQueen does in 'The Great Escape'.

I ordered Connor out. He looked at me in wide-eyed disbelief.
"You can't send me out, just like that" he said, confidently.
"Oh, I can, and I am" I said, grimly.
"No, Miss" he continued "You haven't followed proceedure. You have to ask me not to do something, follow it up with a formal warning and then you can only send me out if I do it again"
"Connor, you have to be kidding. You do not bounce tennis balls off the walls in school computer suites, or libraries for that matter, out you go before I put you on report"

I am rapidly losing it, as is Connor who is going dangerously red in his porky fat face.
"You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures" he plonks himself down in the nearest chair and folds his arms.

I take a deep breath
"Connor, I am asking you to leave the library. Now. Are you refusing to obey a reasonable request from a member of staff?"
I can do 'proceedures' too, it seems.

"You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures. You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures. You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures. " chants Connor, infuriatingly.
"Youhavenorightyoudidn'tfollowproceeduresYouhavenorightyoudidn'tfollowproceeduresYouhavenorightyoudidn'tfollowproceedures"
"YOUHAVENORIGHTYOUDIDN'TFOLLOWPROCEEDURESOUHAVENORIGHTYOUDIDN'TFOLLOWPROCEEDURES"

I summon the Senior who is on lunchtime patrol, who removes Connor, who continues to yell at me even as he is being bundled out of the doors.

As a result I have to fill in an Incident Report Form which causes Connor to win a formal detention as well as a week ban from the library.

The application of our school's formal proceedures suits me fine, thanks.
 
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Mike Faraday from the Science department has been appointed our new Head of Sixth Form. He'll take over at half term when the current one finally retires.

I think it's nice to promote an internal candidate but Mike isn't very old or very experienced and is already looking flustered and stressed.

When the interviews for the job were held in the summer term we were very impressed by a candidate from a school in a neighbouring authority. He managed to escape from the official school tour and find himself in the library. He asked us some good questions and asked politely if he might speak to some of the sixth formers who were in with us at the time. He also popped out into the corridor when the bell went to see how the kids behaved between classes. Needless to say he didn't get the job.

I was in a meeting with Mike a couple of days ago, he's pleasant enough, and I did notice that he smells nice, something slightly sharp and citrusy.

The other night I dreamed I was kissing him, and liking it. He does have a sort of thirty-something boyish charm. Now I'm hideously embarrassed when I see him. What was I thinking of?
 
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Eventually we crack it and I mail HoY7 to report her labels done and ready to collect. She is very grateful and admires our work. She comes into our office and does a quick run-down of her list of names, which I annotate in private code for future reference.
"See this one?" She shows me an unusual and all too familiar surname.
"OMG, not champion temper-tantrum thrower's younger sister?"
"Yep, and this one makes her big brother look like a model of restraint, so I'm told"

She points out two insulin-dependent diabetics, lethal allergy suffer, possible knicker-wetter, the one with the mother who rings up to complain about things, the kid who is listed under one name but to known as another, nice sister of horrid Year 9 boy, who is not to be tarred with the same brush, the one from Poland who doesn't speak English at all and sundry other noteworthy characters.

"Hang on a sec, where's the one.....Ahh, here he is" she points out a name. "Keep an eye open for that one. He's Psycho Boy"

We'll bear that warning in mind.
 
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She sees a Pakistani special needs kid. Someone in a different conversation says arranged marriages and she immediately starts writing about this poor special needs kid having a wife forced to marry him.

She's writing about a fictional forced marriage with a retarded Pakistani kid who's a real student. How is this appropriate from a staff member?

Someone else in the library mentions arranged marriages and suddenly a terrible thought strikes me. Will Aziz have a bride found for him? Some poor little girl from Pakistan sent over here for a new life, to marry an unknown husband?
The TA thinks it is quite likely, she knows of a young bride who is effectively the carer for her learning-disabled cousin.

My blood runs cold and the idea preys on my mind for ages. Don't know whether to be sad or angry.
 
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Unfortunately there are some kids who are just unsuited to Work Experience, due mainly to Special Needs. Or possibly because they can't be trusted not to misbehave, steal stuff, swear vilely at everyone and walk off the job, or just won't turn up on time and be a credit to the school.

For as many of these misfits as possible Black Pit offers an 'internal placement' in which the kids stay in school but spend their days out of uniform pretending to work for the canteen or admin offices or the site services department. Or the library.

People with special needs are "misfits" who can only "pretend" to work
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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She's no different than any other woman. She's just socially disabled enough to admit she hates men/boys she finds unattractive and girls/women who are more attractive than she is.

Her retarded musings make me think Asperger's. What stupid faggot talks about their students this way. She seems like the kind of teacher that is such a hateful bitch the students fuck with her on purpose and feel no regrets because driving them out of teaching is a net positive
 
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She calls students all kinds of names like fat and porky and even ugly. Why is this body shamer allowed in the SFWA?



  • November 10th, 2009, 04:11 pm

In which I fail to follow proceedures...


Earlier I made the mistake of remarking that it had been a long time since I'd last needed to call for a senior member of staff to deal with a difficult situation for me, but I guess this was tempting fate.

At lunchtime I heard an ominous thudding noise from the computer suite and scurried in there to investigate. A fat ugly kid called Connor was bouncing a tennis ball off the wall, in a style similar to that thing Steve McQueen does in 'The Great Escape'.

I ordered Connor out. He looked at me in wide-eyed disbelief.
"You can't send me out, just like that" he said, confidently.
"Oh, I can, and I am" I said, grimly.
"No, Miss" he continued "You haven't followed proceedure. You have to ask me not to do something, follow it up with a formal warning and then you can only send me out if I do it again"
"Connor, you have to be kidding. You do not bounce tennis balls off the walls in school computer suites, or libraries for that matter, out you go before I put you on report"

I am rapidly losing it, as is Connor who is going dangerously red in his porky fat face.
"You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures" he plonks himself down in the nearest chair and folds his arms.

I take a deep breath
"Connor, I am asking you to leave the library. Now. Are you refusing to obey a reasonable request from a member of staff?"
I can do 'proceedures' too, it seems.

"You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures. You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures. You have no right. You didn't follow proceedures. " chants Connor, infuriatingly.
"Youhavenorightyoudidn'tfollowproceeduresYouhavenorightyoudidn'tfollowproceeduresYouhavenorightyoudidn'tfollowproceedures"
"YOUHAVENORIGHTYOUDIDN'TFOLLOWPROCEEDURESOUHAVENORIGHTYOUDIDN'TFOLLOWPROCEEDURES"

I summon the Senior who is on lunchtime patrol, who removes Connor, who continues to yell at me even as he is being bundled out of the doors.

As a result I have to fill in an Incident Report Form which causes Connor to win a formal detention as well as a week ban from the library.

The application of our school's formal proceedures suits me fine, thanks.
Connor = Reas Ass Dude of the Week

Reading the other excerpts, it's clear this sadist should never be around children again - same with the pedos in her org! Funny how that works.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Since she has notifications disabled or whatever, I think the only way to go is make sure you’re injecting into an existing conversation with a 3rd party.

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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Don't forget implying the disabled kid doesn't deserve can wife and is just a burden. What an unbelievably cunty thing to say. I may say racist shit about 'Rabs but being shitty to disabled people earns you a future kick to the twat. I guess I'm saying I hope she's stars in a grainy beheading video really soon.
 
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