Japanese beetles = nigger

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Eat my fuckin pepper plants huh

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Make them fight as punishment.

 

[Skippy]

Japanese Beetles are the niggers of the world.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Are they those faggots that look like ladybugs? Because those fucking faggots along with the box elder bugs literally cover the whole west side of my house a couple weeks out of every year.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Make them fight as punishment.

Wasn't there some jap channel back in the old days of youtube where they would film bugs fighting to the death

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Are they those faggots that look like ladybugs? Because those fucking faggots along with the box elder bugs literally cover the whole west side of my house a couple weeks out of every year.

No, they're a shiny beetle that appears reddish-green depending on the sun. Back in the country, we put up big bait bags and they fill with dozens of these nasty faggots. The bag starts writhing, it's disgusting

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Are they those faggots that look like ladybugs? Because those fucking faggots along with the box elder bugs literally cover the whole west side of my house a couple weeks out of every year.

It's this thing. Throw his ass out, he's a nigger

 

[BUBBLER]

Wasn't there some jap channel back in the old days of youtube where they would film bugs fighting to the death

I thought that shit was interesting although maybe I'm just a psycho

Also, The Beaters

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

youtube where they would film bugs fighting to the death

I helped my one buddy one time roll over a bunch of hay bales a catch like 30 voles. He put them all in a hamster cage and planned on selling them to other dumber kids as disgusting exotic pets. He did initially make a few sales before he even went and got all the voles. He was hitting people up on MSN messenger and being like "You want to buy a vole for $5? Great pets."

However, after like 10 minutes in this cage they all started fucking killing eachother in the weirdest most brutal fucking way. All the biggest ones died first because the little ones would just stand on their backs and chew into the top of their fucking heads while they just resigned to it and didn't fight it at all. A couple of the little ones did have little scraps but most of them let the smallest one that we ended up calling Viking just kill them by casually chewing through their fucking skulls and eating their brains. We were sitting there smoking bongs and watching this horrific shit, kind of fascinated. Viking was the last one standing and the plan was my buddy was going to keep Viking because he was a brave warrior but he had to sell him for $5 to one of the bitches dumb enough to buy a field rodent and actually showed up. Fucker probably had rabies.

 

[BUBBLER]

I helped my one buddy one time roll over a bunch of hay bales a catch like 30 voles. He put them all c in a hamster cage and planned on selling them to other dumber kids as disgusting exotic pets. He did initially make a few sales before he even went and got all the voles. He was hitting people up on MSN messenger and being like "You want to buy a vole for $5? Great pets."

However, after like 10 minutes in this cage they all started fucking killing eachother in the weirdest most brutal fucking way. All the biggest ones died first because the little ones would just stand on their backs and chew into the top of their fucking heads while they just resigned to it and didn't fight it at all. A couple of the little ones did have little scraps but most of them let the smallest one that we ended up just letting Viking kill them by casually chewing through their fucking skulls and eating their brains. We were sitting there smoking bongs and watching this horrific shit, kind of fascinated. Viking was the last one standing and the plan was my buddy was going to keep Viking because he was a brave warrior but he had to sell him for $5 to one of the bitches dumb enough to buy a field rodent and actually showed up. Fucker probably had rabies.

You should have found that hero a bitch that he could retire and fuck with til the end of his savage days

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You should have found that hero a bitch that he could retire and fuck with til the end of his savage days

He would've just eaten her brain, man. Viking was a bad dude.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

At least the sound they make is really serene and soothing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I helped my one buddy one time roll over a bunch of hay bales a catch like 30 voles. He put them all in a hamster cage and planned on selling them to other dumber kids as disgusting exotic pets. He did initially make a few sales before he even went and got all the voles. He was hitting people up on MSN messenger and being like "You want to buy a vole for $5? Great pets."

However, after like 10 minutes in this cage they all started fucking killing eachother in the weirdest most brutal fucking way. All the biggest ones died first because the little ones would just stand on their backs and chew into the top of their fucking heads while they just resigned to it and didn't fight it at all. A couple of the little ones did have little scraps but most of them let the smallest one that we ended up calling Viking just kill them by casually chewing through their fucking skulls and eating their brains. We were sitting there smoking bongs and watching this horrific shit, kind of fascinated. Viking was the last one standing and the plan was my buddy was going to keep Viking because he was a brave warrior but he had to sell him for $5 to one of the bitches dumb enough to buy a field rodent and actually showed up. Fucker probably had rabies.

Also, I realize this sounds like an adorable Little Rascals scheme but we were like 16 and trying to make money to have his sister's boyfriend buy us some OE's.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

At least the sound they make is really serene and soothing

bug sounds are super relaxing. I used to love falling asleep to that shit when I was a kid

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

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It's this thing. Throw his ass out, he's a nigger

Forgot that Japanese beetles aren't Japanese rhinoceros beetles.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I keep having to shake the fuck out of all of my outdoor furniture before I sit on it because earwigs are in every single crevice. Those fuckers give me the willies.

I also still always shake my mail when I get it because when I was a kid our mailbox was always full of earwigs. I used to hairspray torch the little fuckers like jews in there.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I keep having to shake the fuck out of all of my outdoor furniture before I sit on it because earwigs are in every single crevice. Those fuckers give me the willies.

I also still always shake my mail when I get it because when I was a kid our mailbox was always full of earwigs. I used to hairspray torch the little fuckers like jews in there.

Ever been pinched by one? I hear they don't actually have the strength to puncture human skin, but I'm not taking any fucking chances. Hate them fuckers, always in the animal feed so I try to scoop em and give them to the chickens as an extra treat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I dont live in an area where these are invasive but I did trip across this video a couple days ago. Thought it was interesting. I had no idea they were such a nuisance.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ever been pinched by one? I hear they don't actually have the strength to puncture human skin, but I'm not taking any fucking chances. Hate them fuckers, always in the animal feed so I try to scoop em and give them to the chickens as an extra treat.

No, they just gross me out and I have no use for them so I don't want them anywhere near me, but they're everywhere.

I also don't believe that they can hurt you with those stupid little ass-pincers. Otherwise, I feel like I would've got pinced a million times just from sitting on stuff. They probably woulda pinced my balls, even.

EDIT: My babysitter when I was a kid took us to some old lady's house one time and she was telling my babysitter that her grandson was playing in a sandbox and had an earwig wriggling around with it's ass-pincers stuck in his finger. I think she's a God damned liar and she was trying to scare some little keeids.

 

[Stent]

My babysitter when I was a kid