I’ve never heard a good bridesmaid speech

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m at a wedding right now and they suck.

 

[Harry Powell]

They can’t keep it BRIEF

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They can’t keep it BRIEF

“This is how long we’ve known each other, here’s a funny(ish) story, when I knew they were right for each other, and here’s how happy I am for the couple. Toast.”

Wrap it up so I can resume drinking. Don’t try to be too funny.

 

[bantadant]

Too bad Hannah Gabsy hasn't been a bridesmaid yet, huh folks?

 

[guest]

I'll go one further and say I've never heard a woman make a good speech

 

[Beavis]

I get angry when I see people giving wedding speeches while staring at a cell phone. This is a once in a lifetime event. Take a few hours to remember it and rehearse.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'll go one further and say I've never heard a woman make a good speech

You didn't like all those Hillary Clinton speeches in 2016?

 

[bantadant]

You didn't like all those Hillary Clinton speeches in 2016?

Was "Pokemon Go to the polls" in those?

 

[guest]

Was "Pokemon Go to the polls" in those?

What a dumb bitch.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I get angry when I see people giving wedding speeches while staring at a cell phone. This is a once in a lifetime event. Take a few hours to remember it and rehearse.

They're giving the event the dignity it deserves.