Pat says he got swatted after a Craigslist ad about his cannibalism that was up for 5 minutes was reported to MPD. He says whoever made the ad used Pats email and Craigslist contacted him and immediately took it down. He even praised the admins. He then says someone reported the ad, the ad that was up for 5 minutes. “Hello 911
they’re was an ad on Craigslist it’s gone now so you can’t verify it, but it was about a man grinding ethic kids into pepperoni. Thanks for your call sir a swat team is on route.”
Then according to Pat two cops show up at 11.30 asking where are the kids. So the cops think he’s abducting kids to eat them and they send two people? And why why wait until 11.30 at night. If someone calls the cops and says there’s a guy making sausage out of abducted kids here’s his address, and they even 10% believe it might be true. The response isn’t ok that’s on the to do list we’ll get to it before midnight.
Finally if he had the email from Craigslist about the fake ad then you just show it to the cops. He says he told them “who the fuck are you(as per your description they’re cops in uniform). Comeback with a warrant.” He was also ready to punch them in the throat,and before you ask. No he doesn’t care if they have guns.
If anything he claims is true(it’s not) you would just show the pigs at the door the email from Craigslist and that’s it. Of course in Pats lie he was about to go Steven Segal on the cops but Nikki stepped in and saved those nazis.
TLDR Pats a piece of shit and my wife and kids are away I’d I have too much time.
they’re was an ad on Craigslist it’s gone now so you can’t verify it, but it was about a man grinding ethic kids into pepperoni. Thanks for your call sir a swat team is on route.”
Then according to Pat two cops show up at 11.30 asking where are the kids. So the cops think he’s abducting kids to eat them and they send two people? And why why wait until 11.30 at night. If someone calls the cops and says there’s a guy making sausage out of abducted kids here’s his address, and they even 10% believe it might be true. The response isn’t ok that’s on the to do list we’ll get to it before midnight.
Finally if he had the email from Craigslist about the fake ad then you just show it to the cops. He says he told them “who the fuck are you(as per your description they’re cops in uniform). Comeback with a warrant.” He was also ready to punch them in the throat,and before you ask. No he doesn’t care if they have guns.
If anything he claims is true(it’s not) you would just show the pigs at the door the email from Craigslist and that’s it. Of course in Pats lie he was about to go Steven Segal on the cops but Nikki stepped in and saved those nazis.
TLDR Pats a piece of shit and my wife and kids are away I’d I have too much time.