It's too cold to shit outside.

[ミスタースパーコル]

Although I can kick frozen turds without anything sticking to my shoe.

 

[Dog Eater]

Apparently it gets so cold in Arctic regions that even pissing outside once could result in permanent penis damage.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Apparently it gets so cold in Arctic regions that even pissing outside once could result in permanent penis damage.

I was in the 2021 Texas ice storm. I pissed outside once and the piss stain had a weird effect on how it melted. Like I pissed behind a building in an area where it normally shades so when the storm was over you still saw ice and this giant ring where I pissed.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Not true if you're diaped up. Diaper chads win again.

 

[Leeeavings]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's cold and windy as fuck here too. Real nice and sunny though. I'll take that.

 

[Toast]

Challenge accepted!

 

[Turk February]

It's cold and windy as fuck here too. Real nice and sunny though. I'll take that.

I have a trick. I just don't leave my apartment and shit behind the fridge.

 

[Nigger John]

I’ve gotten sick twice in a 3 week span. I want to die.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I was in the 2021 Texas ice storm. I pissed outside once and the piss stain had a weird effect on how it melted. Like I pissed behind a building in an area where it normally shades so when the storm was over you still saw ice and this giant ring where I pissed.

I had a theory that you're a hapa, but now I'm leaning towards Mexican. Gonna call you "Tex".

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

This'll make a great slogan 10 years from now when it's nothing but Indians everywhere

 

[johnnynoname]

and yet white people be jogging

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

and yet white people be logging

 

[johnnynoname]

it's too cold to be punning outside

 

[johnnynoname]

....i'm a fucking faggot

 

[Turk February]

....i'm a fucking faggot

Have you tried doing it behind the refrigerator but like beside the shit so your feet don't get dirty?

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Single Action Army]

It's cold out here...

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It was -12° this morning. I stepped outside and my nose hair immediately froze. Fuck!

 

[Turk February]

It was -12° this morning. I stepped outside and my nose hair immediately froze. Fuck!

Before the war I saw a picture of a woman with her eyelashes frozen in Ukraine I think and it excited me. She looked like a kind witch.