It's so funny to me that no matter how hard he tries, he can't get a real viral tweet going anymore

[HotDogJoe]

It's always these little baby "viral" tweets with a few hundred retweets and likes at best. Remember his viral abortion tweet? It got tens of thousands of likes and retweets but now, no matter what he tries, he rarely ever breaks the thousand barrier in either category.

You're Mama Raven's special deboosted, no longer popular lil boy. Your days of getting viral tweets are long gone, Patty.

Seethe and cope and cry fat about it, tubs

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"Seethe and cope, stlaker" says the fat guy trying to sue the internet.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Millions of my fans login to Twitter to see my political firebranding and cutting edge societal hot takes. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

 

[TokenX]

His blue check meant the world to him. It was the validation he needed to know he was a special child. Shame it had to go...

It fit his personality so well. Smug and cunty.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

To be fair, all of his tweets go viral on here.

 

[GiveItAResto]

What's funny to me is how much he admires the 'big accounts' on twitter and dreams of achieving 100s of thousands of followers.

It's never gonna happen, Patrick. And it's a fucking lame goal anyway.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really is a junkie always looking for a fix. His entire life is based around twitter, think about that for a second. He’s a 41 year old man and the most important thing in the entire world to him is a social media account. It’s why his writing career is dead and he’s grotesque is because instead of focusing on a career or taking care of himself he’s been too busy on twitter and ignores everything else. He wakes up to tweet in hopes he gets likes from Internet strangers so he can feel like he’s a very important and special boy. He’s so insane he’s even claimed people stop him in public to THANK him for his meaningless tweets and believes he’s changing the world with his oinks.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

His Twitter checkmark is gone, but he can have one here if he signs up. It's where all his real fans are anyway.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

He will never have a viral tweet like that abortion shit ever again. His twitter hit its peak long ago. He's well known as an asshole, a creep, a pedo, and someone who you should generally just avoid because of his reputation and the fact that you get fucked with if you publicly associate with him. Sucks to suck :/

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Is he still shadow-banned? Or did he oink to the higher up enough to get that removed?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His blue check meant the world to him. It was the validation he needed to know he was a special child. Shame it had to go...

It fit his personality so well. Smug and cunty.

I have a theory that getting that blue check ruined his life. Before it he was some barely known writer but his viral tweet that got him a blue check made him believe in his undeserved ego. His whole life he’s been a loser but believed he’s the smartest person ever and everyone else is stupid. Now with that blue check he was part of a special club that made him the cunt we see today. It brought out all his awful behaviors and delusions that he’s changing the world with his tweets and a voice for millions. He became obsessed with twitter and ignored his writing career which shows in how lazy and awful his books are. No original thoughts, just lazy rip offs with hack material because tweeting is more important. Now he’s without a contract, has zero prospects career wise and virtually un-hireable due to lack of skills and experience. Plus my god is he fat.

 

[guest]

He can't get his dick going anymore either after all the alcohol and blood pressure pills. Instead his wife has to put on her strap on and peg his ass while she covers her ears so as to not hear his extremely gay moans.