"It's my job"

[Clint Ruin]

It's his job to recycle dumb shit people have been saying on the internet for almost a decade and act like he just thought of it

Rick didn't "think" about Jack shit, he read cutesy articles in the mainstream news and is acting like he did the math.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Reminder: Rick has no education.

 

[guest]

And he's fucking wrong anyway. He said "a reasonably fit human" and the physicists say they'd have to run about as fast as Usain Bolt. That's not even close to "reasonably fit". Also, Rick probably thinks he's "reasonably fit" when in actuality he's reasonably fat.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

If it's your job, Pat, who pays you for it?

Faturn
Lyin's of Titan
Malachi Constantly Eating

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What do you do for a living, character?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He can run faster than Usain Bolt if he's running away from his daughter.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Whether it’s co-opting fluff-piece articles explaining the gravitational pull of Saturn’s moon or having your transgender space crab complain about Fonald Plump while enjoying a meal in Space McDonalds, this guy always brings that analytical, hardcore science. It’s his job.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Unoriginal thought Patrick. The biggest paycheck pat has had in the last few years was a stimulus check. He thinks tweeting someone elses thought as his own is his job.

 

[guest]

Scientists are pretty gay these days so I'm gonna assume all of this is fake.

 

[guest]

We've seen the drivel he spouts when he doesn't have copy and paste handy. "The stars are... there are many stars... more than grains of sand on this beach."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat posting numbers like he knows how to do the math. I bet pat couldnt show his work on that conclusion.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Pat posting numbers like he knows how to do the math. I bet pat couldnt show his work on that conclusion.

You see sweetie, you're still doing that thing with your mouth when it has nothing to say

 

[Brooke Shields]

This is actually the only way I'm allowed to fly in dreams, with some kinda kicking/swimming in the air motion

eventually i realize this way of flying doesn't make sense but until them I cruising like buzz lightyear. Only bummer is I'm always just barely avoiding some zombies or dinosaurs so it's never peaceful

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This is actually the only way I'm allowed to fly in dreams, with some kinda kicking/swimming in the air motion

eventually i realize this way of flying doesn't make sense but until them I cruising like buzz lightyear. Only bummer is I'm always just barely avoiding some zombies or dinosaurs so it's never peaceful

You lucid dreaming off that Alpha Brain, nigga?

 

[guest]

Reminder: Patrick makes $5,000+ every few weeks from Twitter. Stay jealous, atalkers

 

[guest]

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Rick didn't "think" about Jack shit, he read cutesy articles in the mainstream news and is acting like he did the math.

Your job Patricia is to be our King Lolcow, one that you took from a gentleman of color by the name of Joseph Cumia. For shame.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Why is Pig speculating about Saturn’s moon, which he knows nothing about, and not Josiah Munoz, with which he’s more intimately familiar?

 

[AntSucks]

Wouldn't they technically be swimming since that's the same pressure you would feel swimming underwater.

 

[PeteRose]

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Rick didn't "think" about Jack shit, he read cutesy articles in the mainstream news and is acting like he did the math.

its my job to google and copy lines from already written articles little one.

Why spend money and time learning things when i can just copy other peoples thoughts and recycle them. use your thinkin meats my dude