• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

It's amazing how appropriately this fits if you just change the acronym

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
Forum Clout
50,857
Screenshot_20211220-110834.jpg


Just swap out RNC with SFWA and Pat's describing himself.
 

Harry Powell

Bruce is more helpful to Defendants than Plaintiff
Forum Clout
91,395
A lot of meth heads actually gain weight. No idea why, I’d assume it just fucks with your body and you eat worse from not having money. For heroine junkies, see Artie Lange.

You eat and drink purely garbage after a while. They both make you crave sugary bullshit. The meth appetite suppression tends to fail eventually. 90s “heroin chic” was a misnomer.
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
Forum Clout
21,342
A lot of meth heads actually gain weight. No idea why, I’d assume it just fucks with your body and you eat worse from not having money. For heroine junkies, see Artie Lange.
I lost my bestie to a meth addiction. He got chunky because he would go on 2-3 day drug benders where he smoked all day and didn’t eat (he was a trust fund baby, didn’t work, had too much time on his hands) then eat any garbage food he could find for a few days. He stopped running, stopped working out, stopped anything. This yo-yo effect caused fat gain and destroyed his health.

I’m very open-minded about drugs but meth fucks guys up like nothing else I’ve seen.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
Forum Clout
77,309
I lost my bestie to a meth addiction. He got chunky because he would go on 2-3 day drug benders where he smoked all day and didn’t eat (he was a trust fund baby, didn’t work, had too much time on his hands) then eat any garbage food he could find for a few days. He stopped running, stopped working out, stopped anything. This yo-yo effect caused fat gain and destroyed his health.

I’m very open-minded about drugs but meth fucks guys up like nothing else I’ve seen.
Sorry to hear that Carol. That ssssssccumabag Meth really motherfucked you. You can always spot a meth head. That’s the only reason I knew they aren’t fat. The stereotype is that they’re skinny and don’t live long, but there’s a lot of old fat addicts. Real sad shit.
 

Harry Powell

Bruce is more helpful to Defendants than Plaintiff
Forum Clout
91,395
I lost my bestie to a meth addiction. He got chunky because he would go on 2-3 day drug benders where he smoked all day and didn’t eat (he was a trust fund baby, didn’t work, had too much time on his hands) then eat any garbage food he could find for a few days. He stopped running, stopped working out, stopped anything. This yo-yo effect caused fat gain and destroyed his health.

I’m very open-minded about drugs but meth fucks guys up like nothing else I’ve seen.
Even though heroin almost killed me two or three times, I would rather go back to it any day than meth.

Meth hollows you out. It truly is a poison that destroys your brain and your soul. I haven’t touched it or any drugs in 4 years now and I still feel permanently diminished.

That being said a meth orgasm is pretty much unparalleled and I think a significant part of those addicted are just sex / porn addicts with a meth problem.
 
G

guest

Guest
I lost my bestie to a meth addiction. He got chunky because he would go on 2-3 day drug benders where he smoked all day and didn’t eat (he was a trust fund baby, didn’t work, had too much time on his hands) then eat any garbage food he could find for a few days. He stopped running, stopped working out, stopped anything. This yo-yo effect caused fat gain and destroyed his health.

I’m very open-minded about drugs but meth fucks guys up like nothing else I’ve seen.
So it wouldn't fuck up Rick.... see, since he isn't a guy.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
Forum Clout
33,303
Pat would be dead within days if he did crank or Coke. When you lie about everything to make life seem exciting, actual excitement would literally blow your mind… or your fat clogged heart. Coke the first few times you do it, is every exciting thing that’s ever happened to you rolled into one experience. Piggy’s fat clogged heart couldn’t take a bump.
 
Top