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Tee hee! And thank goodness Pat is sticking to his guns and not lining the pockets of evil billionaires like Jeff Bezos. Pat patronizes local businesses only!
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It's already caturday, everyone!
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Tee hee! And thank goodness Pat is sticking to his guns and not lining the pockets of evil billionaires like Jeff Bezos. Pat patronizes local businesses only!
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The piggy NEEDS prime for his very special packages of toys and other child related crap. Break you boxes down like an adult and quit shoving your cat into them for lame pictures. That is the saddest cat I’ve ever seen, poor little feller
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I was genuinely worried he actually tweeted that and I was going to throw my phone across the office. Thank god it was just him embarrassing himself and proving why his poor animals need to be rescued. I might add this would be a good picture to tweet at pat whenever he decides to pipe up about billionaires.
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imagining beating the infinitesimally tiny odds to exist at all in this universe and survive into maturity as a complex sentient being, only for it to turn out that your lot in life is to be Patrick's cat that he named after some antiquated deep state ghoul for twitter clout.
Real absurdist existentialism hours. To quote Camus, "We must imagine Robert Mewler happy."
Real absurdist existentialism hours. To quote Camus, "We must imagine Robert Mewler happy."
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That is the face of a raped cat. May God be with him, no BS.
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Are those shitty stick on tiles? it's nice to see them lifting up like that, really traps in the cat piss and dust.
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I don't have a larger photo at the moment but that pic was taken in their kitchen. They purposefully live in squalor. What a shithole!
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What an odd and depressing kitchen...I love to cook and that would not be a comfortable place to do so.I don't have a larger photo at the moment but that pic was taken in their kitchen. They purposefully live in squalor. What a shithole!
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Who the fuck has an apartment sized fridge when you rent to own half of the house?I don't have a larger photo at the moment but that pic was taken in their kitchen. They purposefully live in squalor. What a shithole!
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I wouldn't call this squalor or a shithole so much as soulless and uncanny. A squalid shithole implies some level of character, however negative-- just look at the freaks on a show like Hoarders. This just looks like it could be a screenshot from the first Sims game. Just an empty liminal space fit for a man whose pitiful isolated existence takes place entirely on Twitter sharing elaborate fantasies where he's popular, athletic tough guy and intellectual.I don't have a larger photo at the moment but that pic was taken in their kitchen. They purposefully live in squalor. What a shithole!
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I really love how the off-white walls work with the pure white dated cabinets. Beautiful.
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It makes me happy a fat man has a house built for a skinny person.
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Nice lack of countertop space, stupid.I don't have a larger photo at the moment but that pic was taken in their kitchen. They purposefully live in squalor. What a shithole!
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That kitchen sucks. I've got the quartz countertops, stainless steel flat top range, fridge, microwave hood - that is a nice kitchen. Its not like I'm some cooking enthusiast, either. I was just able to afford a nice fucking house, and nice fucking houses have dope ass kitchens.
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Your house game is weak, son. You should get a job.
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Your house game is weak, son. You should get a job.
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Fatterday the plenty-beef of you-lie
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Actually, those are all boxes you would receive if you order items from amazon.com.
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OH LITERAL UNCLE FLOYD RVA!
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I want to see the ceiling over the stove without a hood/ventI don't have a larger photo at the moment but that pic was taken in their kitchen. They purposefully live in squalor. What a shithole!
