It’s 3:00am in Milwaukee.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Don’t you think a man in a happy marriage would be asleep next to his wife?

Not Pig Tomlinson. He’s probably on the couch in the other half of the sty while Nick is over at her parents or getting blown out by a local gentleman.

 

[Phish]

Says the fat tub of shit writing on spec with a Christmas book that’s not even close to being finished. Guess hes got a whole nother year to figure out how to self publish while Leslie takes the literary world by the horns and makes it her bitch. Pat really sucks at everything.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has a weak bladder from all that boozing so its common for him to wake up at 3-4am in a drunken stupor to take a piss. He will then fire off a handful of prison stalkers to help get him back to sleep. Its like warm glass of milk to him.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Trumpy Tomlinson"

Pat really should be reminded more often of his very Trump-esque behavior.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Says the fat tub of shit writing on spec with a Christmas book that’s not even close to being finished. Guess hes got a whole nother year to figure out how to self publish while Leslie takes the literary world by the horns and makes it her bitch. Pat really sucks at everything.

He's right on schedule to release a Christmas book on the 4th of July. I'm sorry you can't understand marketing

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Is Leslie new in publishing? Why "not going to last"
Or is he just getting confused with his pigtorts..

"Your publishing career is already over, Leslie.
Enjoy unemployment."

 

[SFWA liaison]

he used to say "target" instead of "victim" because he doesn't like the implicit emasculation. He's coming to terms with his femininity. Good for her! Take your time Patty!

 

[RobertMewler]

Being an asshole overrides being a "stalking victim", dummy. No one's falling for your pearl clutching.

 

[FamilyDollar]

The 3:00am tweets are the best example of Pig's complete psychosis. He'll often respond multiple times to the same tweet hours later. You just know he's fawkin' BROOODING all night when he gets into these twitter feuds. You know when you can't get back to sleep because you start thinking about some aspect of your life? Rick's only thoughts at this point are how to best Leslie and how to defeat the dirty diaper army.

 

[quasi101]

ITS 3 AM MY WIFE IS HOMELY

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Leslie is really pounding that fat guy. One mention from someone that we may have some credibility to our claims and they're Pat's enemies forever. What a stupid pathetic and fat existence