It’s 2006 and you have one bullet.

[Mr. Faggotry]

You know for a fact that Gregg “Opie” Hughes, Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton are going to be walking between studios with light security. Who is your target then? Would it change with 15 years of knowledge?

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Jimmy for sure I would plug. O&A did better radio with other comics/without comics anyway and we would’ve had fewer characters.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Clubby gets shot.

Leisurely pistol-whip all three into vegetative states.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Light security? That's Club Soda Kenny. You come heavy or not at all.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Light security? That's Club Soda Kenny. You come heavy or not at all.

Please Mister put the gun down.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Light security? That's Club Soda Kenny. You come heavy or not at all.

Looking at this picture makes it hard to not choose Kenny.

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Please Mister put the gun down.

That ocd retard would count the pints as they drained

 

[UnPRePared]

You go for Kenny.

For the goof.

And so Norton has no protection the next time he tries to molest a drunk girl when her boyfriend isn't looking.

 

[guest]

I would shoot Anthony in the cock. I'd make sure to aim it in such a way that he would definitely survive, but he would never be able to have sex or jerk off ever again. Old pervert would probably kill himself after that.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Charge the Berber. Shove him against the worm. Chest shot. All within 3 seconds.

 

[guest]

I do the decent thing and shoot my own brains out in front of them. Opie brings it up on the show. Jim didn't notice it happen and Nana was too drunk to remember. The listeners assume it was a failed Opie bit. Joe phones in to take credit for my death.

 

[Dennyislife]

Yeah I want to do jail time for that.

 

[analeggsalad]

sam

 

[Fortified Wine]

Bill Gates

 

[Meownaw]

Jimmy for sure I would plug. O&A did better radio with other comics/without comics anyway and we would’ve had fewer characters.

Opie and Anthony got along and had a good chemistry when Jim was gone. Fuck that worm.

 

[AntSucks]

None, I wouldn't want to take the risk of missing, then being overpowered by Kenny while Opie taunts me. Imagine fucking up that badly.

 

[groomia1961]

I’d take out Sam Roberts first, and make sure that Nana can never breed. I’d force the Opster to retire and get in the restaurant business full time with his brother.

 

[Username]

Can I shoot Patrice so the diabetes dies but he survives? If so after that I’d steal a semi and squash all the other three into goo.