It would be so funny if Pat's daughter became famous.

[PogromStallone]

As a writer, actress, singer, whatever. Seeing him whine on Twitter about how her mother poisoned her against him. Her being on a talkshow and talking about how he abandoned her and is now trying to cling to her fame to prop up his awful books.

I hope it’s as a MAGA firebrand.

 

[Antwan2]

I hope it’s as a MAGA firebrand

 

[PogromStallone]

I hope it’s as a MAGA firebrand

Good line. I'll edit it into the OP. You can delete it now, I don't want to share the credit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I still think 2024 will be the year his daughter becomes a Pat poster.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I still think 2024 will be the year his daughter becomes a Pat poster.

How old is she now? (Age.)

She's got to be right around the age of getting her own phone and using the internet more. PCJ said they let her know about her dad so she's at least aware of him, she'll probably be searching him. I can't imagine how much resent she has for him. She'll be the most inspired Patposter of all time. Maybe Pat will even sue the daughter he abandoned.

 

[captain_kamala]

How old is she now? (Age.)

She's got to be right around the age of getting her own phone and using the internet more. PCJ said they let her know about her dad so she's at least aware of him, she'll probably be searching him. I can't imagine how much resent she has for him. She'll be the most inspired Patposter of all time. Maybe Pat will even sue the daughter he abandoned.

She's 12.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

She's 12.

If her parents can sell enough used (multiple times) wedding supplies maybe they can afford to get her a boost mobile phone and get her on da forrems.

 

[StlakerFatti]

If she married a Patposter, f.e. Boomia's son, I'd love to attend that wedding, even spring for the Back to the Future DeLorean.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

She's 12.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

She will become famous for that trash picking show since her mother is so good at it.

 

[RickReternal]

I was genuinely happy—also astonished—to hear that she’s honor roll. Yeah yeah it’s 6th grade. It’s still proof that she’s not retarded like her sperm donor.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I was genuinely happy—also astonished—to hear that she’s honor roll. Yeah yeah it’s 6th grade. It’s still proof that she’s not retarded like her sperm donor.

Pat was Honor Roll at his technical college, child. Enjoy prison.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I look forward to the day when she tries reaching out to him on twitter, and then he chides her as a stlaker.

 

[JohnDoe62]

His daughter is going to shape my stance on nature/nurture arguments going forward.

 

[midwit]

Clock is ticking before she becomes an old hag but if Ant keeps up the cardio and his cardiologist gives him the green light for Viagra, she might be nigger-tweeting from Compound South with Missy floating in the backyard river.

 

[Jenna]

I just hope she can become a varsity athlete like her uncle Kyle. Or even a theater kid like Ade. Basically as long as she shows up in the yearbook, she's already doing better than dad.

 

[Petworth dude]

I think it's more realistic that young Warren ventures into comedy within the next several years, complete with TikTok videos and a podcast.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Maybe she could capitalize on Tubby's persona the way he failed to do. Cameos telling people "no child, my dad is not a fat deadbeat, enjoy prison", shirts with fat sayings, tweeting pictures making fun of dear old dad, live chats taking money to answer questions about PCJ, etc.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Maybe she could capitalize on Tubby's persona the way he failed to do. Cameos telling people "no child, my dad is not a fat deadbeat, enjoy prison", shirts with fat sayings, tweeting pictures making fun of dear old dad, live chats taking money to answer questions about PCJ, etc.

Dan 'the Man' Mullen has reportedly set aside $1000 for her to appear on Nice Podcast, Stupid.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She's 12.