It would be pretty funny to stand behind Scarlet Johansson , yell ‘hey Scarlet’ and…

[Nigger John]

Shoot her an unwanted load all over her face and then yell ‘NIGGER!!!!!!!’

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Glad to see you're feeling better

 

[Turk February]

I already did it first.

 

[Turk February]

I did it on the set of Ghost World. So if anyone claims to have done it before me is claiming they did a crime.

 

[Turk February]

Actually when you watch American Beauty and the girl shows her tits. She's 17. What's wrong with you?

Edit 1 : both the character and the actress

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I never thought Scarman Joman was attractive. I think I'm right even though the real reason is because I'm gay.

 

[wbgreen]

I never liked that her dopey parents named her that when she wasn’t a redhead.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I did it on the set of Ghost World. So if anyone claims to have done it before me is claiming they did a crime.

Would have covered Thora Birch's honeybags with some of my love.