Israel is getting beat up by Puerto Rico in the Baseball right now.

[aRTie02150]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

To the surprise of nobody. Who started? Sandy Koufax?

 

[johnnynoname]

how is this shocking to anyone

one team has 19 year olds
the other team is a literal Israeli baseball team

 

[johnnynoname]

in other news..Pele once got in a fight with a midget and he won by kicking him across the street

 

[johnnynoname]

this is a poo poo thread

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nick Dipaolo said Israel's team mascot was a fat horseshoe bald banker that ran around the bases then slid into a big pile of money

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm suprised the Puerto Ricans aren't taking naps on the bases.

 

[johnnynoname]

Nick Dipaolo said Israel's team mascot was a fat horseshoe bald banker that ran around the bases then slid into a big pile of money

something like this makes me think that Nick is a dumb antisemite

if he was an intelligent one he would know that he's describing an Ashkanazi jew as opposed to the less Nebbishy, Zephardic Jews who live in Israel

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm suprised the Puerto Ricans aren't taking naps on the bases.

You have to trick puerto ricans into working by surreptitiously making professional soccer positions

 

[Udders]

 

[aRTie02150]

Israel didn't even get a hit!

Hahahahaha

 

[Monk]

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1635455209072648199

Here's a sentence that has never been written before and won't ever be written again: A baseball team just finished a perfect game with a walk-off hit in the eighth inning. Puerto Rico 10, Israel 0 Four pitchers combine for the first perfect game in WBC history. Mercy-rule win.

 

[Meownaw]

Israel didn't even get a hit!

Hahahahaha

Congrats Artie

 

[guest]

something like this makes me think that Nick is a dumb antisemite

if he was an intelligent one he would know that he's describing an Ashkanazi jew as opposed to the less Nebbishy, Zephardic Jews who live in Israel

The team is all American Jews.

 

[aRTie02150]

Round 2 tonight.

They're playing the Dominicans.

 

[aRTie02150]

So the Dominicans smashed Israel. 2nd game in a row that they needed to use the mercy rule.

Almost another no hitter.

 

[Meownaw]

So the Dominicans smashed Israel. 2nd game in a row that they needed to use the mercy rule.

Almost another no hitter.

Chosen people my ass!

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

G

in other news..Pele once got in a fight with a midget and he won by kicking him across the street

Goooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Que gol magnifico do Pele. E em outras notícias, fui estuprada por Patricio Ronaldinho Tomlinson quando tinha 5 anhos. Ele é um estuprador muito gordo.