Isn't she one of ours?

[warchief1978]

Why do we know her?

 

[Udders]

Melissa Blake, self-styled journalist or blogger. Has the nerve to denigrate other people's looks when she's the very definition of a genetic mistake who should've been thrown into the sea. She also has a framed tweet in her dungeon.

I don't remember exactly, we probably came across her via one of Pat's tweets or something.

 

[Ronnie G]

A terrifying visage that can't be unseen.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Why do we know her?

Blobfish

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I just see a pretty lady

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Melissa Blake, self-styled journalist or blogger. Has the nerve to denigrate other people's looks when she's the very definition of a genetic mistake who should've been thrown into the sea. She also has a framed tweet in her dungeon.

I don't remember exactly, we probably came across her via one of Pat's tweets or something.

Wholeheartedly agree with you. This should have been flushed at 10 weeks.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I think I pulled one of those things up while deepsea fishing.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I think I pulled one of those things up while deepsea fishing.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Such an ugly face can only mask an even more hideous soul

She’s ugly to the point of it being a character flaw

 

[Hudson]

Why did she disappear from the Patverse?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Oh look it's that big headed ugly woman from the Twitter. All I remember is she has a blog about how actually gross birth defectoids like her are highly desirable mates.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You ever work a cash register and turn away for a second to toss out a receipt into the garbage because it's trash. Then as you turn back the next customer is so ghastly you jump a little and gasp in horror?

She's like the receipt.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I remember she wrote a blog post about how disgusting Trump is and how it’s okay to make fun of how he looks but it’s not okay to make fun of monsters like her.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Can you imagine the disgusting witch-cackling voice that comes outta that thing’s frumpy mouth?

Probably worse than nails on a chalk board

 

[DominusOdium]

Bitch looks like Ziggy

 

[guest]

Bitch looks like Ziggy

Do you think she's gotten too preachy too?

 

[Steve Ramone]

God sneezed when he was making her.

 

[Random username]

Who would fuck her for the bit?