Is this the first appearance of Bible Pat?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire. (2 Peter 2:22)

 

[AntSucks]

False alarm. It's just the millionth appearance of Forced Pun Pat

 

[peckafacce]

Of course Pat thinks these "man on the street" videos are real.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat dropped all the atheist shit since Biden is a proud Catholic and church goer. Pat and those on left said Believing in Christianity meant you were a stupid racist homophobic Nazi idiot that denies science and a bigot until Bumbling Biden got elected. Then it’s all good according to Pat.

 

[captain_kamala]

he has claimed to know the bible better than evangelicals at some point or another.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

he has claimed to know the bible better than evangelicals at some point or another.

A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Of course Pat thinks these "man on the street" videos are real.

You don't think people still walk around the streets with MAGA hats in the Year of Our Lord 2022? ehehehe

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"And thus the pig spoketh, and shit did cometh out of his fat mouth. And lo, the faggot hath bitch tits. Twas fat also." - The book of Halms

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I know it’s a Lot to take, but you’re fat.

 

[Will Tate]

Do not toss pearls before swine.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I'm a half spic so legally I have to half believe in the Bible while also committing a litany of crimes throughout my life. He will forgive me.

Anyway:

Deuteronomy 21

18 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him,

19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town.

20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.”

Mama Raven and Papa Tommy failed as parents and as people. Pat should have been thrown off a cliff whenever the accident happened that cause that freakish scar on his forehead.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The Bible has incest porn in it, to wit, Lot and his daughters. No wonder he's quoting it.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

The book of no job

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Josiah and the whale

 

[captain_kamala]

Lot's wife turned into one of these

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The book of no job

Ribs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The book of no job

I’m partial to the Book of Hamuel

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Pat dropped all the atheist shit since Biden is a proud Catholic and church goer. Pat and those on left said Believing in Christianity meant you were a stupid racist homophobic Nazi idiot that denies science and a bigot until Bumbling Biden got elected. Then it’s all good according to Pat.

When leftists want to use the Bible, Jesus was a socialist hippie who only preached kindness, without anything about personal responsibility and personal virtue

 

[Meownaw]

False alarm. It's just the millionth appearance of Forced Pun Pat

I got chills when I realized that. Jesus christ Pat you stink at humor.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When leftists want to use the Bible, Jesus was a socialist hippie who only preached kindness, without anything about personal responsibility and personal virtue

Even more disgusting is when they compare Bernie Sanders to Jesus because they’re both Jewish carpenters. Jesus actually held a job, Bernie was a bum that has lived his entire life off the government.