Is this Pat's "Four Sharpies" moment?

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Sorry, child. I will only sign a maximum of three items, little one. Have to keep the massive line moving. You'll have to get back in line, sweet baby infant, and make another trip through. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

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[RobertMewler]

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[HR@PaneraBread]

It's worse, at least Ant was once famous. Who the fuck has multple pieces of Pat memorabilia they want signed? He might as well write Deabeat Patrick on people's shit and claim it was us.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's worse, at least Ant was once famous. Who the fuck has multple pieces of Pat memorabilia they want signed? He might as well write Deabeat Patrick on people's shit and claim it was us.

Best wishes, Gay Virgin Patrick S. Tomlimson

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's worse, at least Ant was once famous. Who the fuck has multple pieces of Pat memorabilia they want signed? He might as well write Deabeat Patrick on people's shit and claim it was us.

I went to a George R. R. Martin signing just after the 3rd book had come out. I had read the series and thought it was great but my brother was fucking obsessed. George signed as many items as people wanted to bring in and even chatted for a while with everyone. Who the fuck does Patrick think he is?

 

[guest]

Oh fuck if only he was doing his social media presentation lmao

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

If Rick ever does one of these again, can someone close by go and get a pepperoni signed? He would flip the fuck out.

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

I want Pat to sign this before the monster takes him.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Only thing he's gonna be signing next month are the divorce papers Niki drops on him.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

#AMCRYING

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

The smart move would be to get a cheque for $37,000 slipped into the cover of a book for him to sign. The ONAforums move would be to get a giant cheque like in the movies made out to 'PAYQUASI' and stand there the whole time til someone removed you

 

[guest]

I want Pat to sign this before the monster takes him.

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This photo is unironically an iconic art piece to me

 

[Raymond]

Someone get a print-out of him blowing Donald Trump signed

 

[guest]

This photo is unironically an iconic art piece to me

If dall-e wasn’t such faggots I’d get versions of it made to look like Da Vinci paintings

 

[guest]

Get some Norm MacDonald paraphernalia for him to sign.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

This photo is unironically an iconic art piece to me

 

[Phish]

“If i could just get you to sign a couple things mr Tomlinson. Thanks so much for even a SECOND of your valuable time. I cant believe it. They did this how long? 26 yrs? Woww just woww. Outlasted many a pig heart valves id imagine huh!?”

 

[guest]

Fucking Tom Cruise spends like 2 hours outside every one of his premieres meeting the fans. Never says no to a selfie, never says no to an autograph. Just relentless glad-handing backed up by that $100 million smile.

But glum fatso nobody Patrick S Tomlinson calls it quits at 3 autographed items. No, child. I do not believe they're all for you. You are selling them on the internet and making money off my good name, sweetie.

 

[guest]

Someone near Chicago, step up