Is this nigga serious?

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Gee, I wonder why women aren't lining up to fuck a young Uncle Fester. sniff

 

[guest]

No it’s not real, stupid. People who are fat and horseshoe bald at 21 aren’t confused about why they aren’t getting chicks.

 

[guest]

Shave your head, lift weights and never tell anyone you're 21. Bottom left isn't too tragic if you pretend you're 37.

 

[HH Brother]

"I can't get a match."

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Thought that was jon Del Arroz at first...

 

[Jenna]

Stop giving these bitches 9 ugly pictures so they'll love you from every angle. Bottom left as your 1st photo, center as your 2nd, and do bottom middle with the cat as 3rd. Permamently delete all the others from your phone.

 

[guest]

Administrative_knee9

How do people come up with these usernames? Also, lol nice find.

 

[Harry Powell]

How do people come up with these usernames? Also, lol nice find.

Autocreated

 

[Turk February]

What really weirds me out about this is, I could swear I know this person in real life. Like... I look at those photos and my brain just goes "you definitely know this guy"

 

[bombvest]

dating apps are for attractive people to hook up with each other.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Bald is far more tragic than fat. I don’t know how you guys do it. I’d rather glue a wig on then walk around bald.

 

[HH Brother]

Bald is far more tragic than fat. I don’t know how you guys do it. I’d rather glue a wig on then walk around bald.

It just depends on your head shape, brother. You can pull it off as long as your normal like me. Plus, you can always wear your favorite hats.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Someone drop him a link to grindr

 

[guest]

Bald is far more tragic than fat. I don’t know how you guys do it. I’d rather glue a wig on then walk around bald.

I'm glad I have a full head of hair mostly because I would look terrible bald. I don't have the right shaped skull. That said, if you have a Statham style bullet head, it's not a bad look for a man. Have to be shaved though, the worst is the 2023 Andrew Tate style.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He looks like a fella who thoroughly enjoys a good sit-down.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I’ve got a great head of hair. Could been a faaaawkin model

Sniff

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

It would be a cryin shame if someone made a post with Piggy’s photos on r/tinder