Is there any way this movie isn't going to be total shit

[HotDogJoe]

Seems like they're going the full nostalgia route with it and doing the blended timeline thing that terrible Terminator movie did a few years ago.

All the signs point to it being convoluted shit show with some decent special effects thrown in.

I'm sure people like Patty were austistically shrieking when he said the cringe "I still know kung fu" line at the end.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There is not.

 

[Snake]

It was immediately apparent in the first trailer it was DOA.

Keanu's age finally caught up with him as he looks like a bloated slob when he's not hiding under the beard and Moss looks like Carol.

 

[AntSucks]

Keanu's sequel-ography

* Matrix Reloaded (some good fight sequences but unnecessary story that goes nowhere)
* Matrix Revoutions (no good fight sequences, and a really cringe rave scene)
* John Wick 2 - Can't remember anything about it
* John Wick 3 - Was like watching someone play Max Payne. BORING
* Bill & Ted 3 - One of the worst pieces of shit sequels I've ever seen.

He hasn't made a good sequel since Bill & Ted's Bogus Adventure

 

[alkiefuck2]

It was immediately apparent in the first trailer it was DOA.

Keanu's age finally caught up with him as he looks like a bloated slob when he's not hiding under the beard and Moss looks like Carol.

at least trinity looks good, seriously man, i love the fact her skin resembles her leather coat

 

[LiberalPussy]

The entire Matrix series is garbage for rubes like your Tomlinson types who want to think they’re watching something “deep”.

 

[Dennyislife]

The first matrix film was great fun for a big mainstream film. The sequels were meh.

I watched all three again maybe 5 years ago and I can still only really remember the first.

 

[Brooke Shields]

All criticism will be entangled in twitter-tranny-politics, i expect to get an honest review from here when it comes out and how the directors ruined the film because of their perverted tranny brains

 

[Cuphead]

It's already been confirmed to be dogshit. The whole plot leaked months ago and it's even worse than you'd expect. Of course, its 2021 and everyone who gives this movie a negative review will be a transphobic bigot. Fat Rick will tweet how it's the greatest movie of all time while he farts into his pink blinkie on the couch.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

All the Matrix movies stunk. All of them. They're nonsense for pseudo-intellectual white faggots. Pat for example. Comparable to the types today who think they're geniuses because they watch Rick & Morty.

This movie is only happening for the same reason Bill & Ted 3 happened. They're trying to cash in on the "OMG heckin goodguy Keanu!" craze.

 

[TehSamurai]

Post-Sissy Hypno Wachowski = hard pass

 

[guest]

Matrix series one of the greatest over hyped grifts in cinematic history.

 

[HotDogJoe]

All criticism will be entangled in twitter-tranny-politics, i expect to get an honest review from here when it comes out and how the directors ruined the film because of their perverted tranny brains

It's just the one "sister" who's directing it. Not sure why the other isn't involved.

#BraveAndBeautiful

 

[Stent]

I had a YouTube suggested video that said there were 60 easter eggs in the trailer. I hate that faggots have turned watching movies into home work. I also hate the faggot term easter eggs.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Where we at with ghost in the shell

Not the live action old lady one

 

[Meownaw]

It's just the one "sister" who's directing it. Not sure why the other isn't involved.

#BraveAndBeautiful

Surprisingly they had enough "integrity" to say no to this cash grab. Forget the exact reason but I'm sure it's very gay.

 

[Snake]

eggs

Where we at with ghost in the shell

Not the live action old lady one

I don't know much about it besides her being a cyborg. I remember playing one of the PS1 games as a kid and thought it was shit. It's one of those things like Evangelion where all the fedora wearers don't shut up about it and I can't be bothered.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I remember watching a scene from the first one where some dork was telling another dork that the Matrix was telling them the chicken was delicious and thinking it was stupid as shit and I haven't watched a second since.

 

[Monk]

I hear critics are calling it everything from "shit" to "fuckin' shit."

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Where we at with ghost in the shell

Not the live action old lady one

I liked it, but it's not some five star film or anything.