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Is there any movie better than the shining?

Toast

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David Lynch's Dune is the greatest movie of all time. To suggest otherwise is blasphemous. Or you were raped by Harkonnen, then you have my sympathies.
 

Steve Ramone

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Stephen King is a massive faggot who has accidentally written like four good things.
Watch the Television movie version of The Shining to see what he considers a good adaption.
That was complete shit, most movie adaptation of his work are for whatever reason. I liked him as a kid but don't read much of his new stuff. His king cinematic universe dark tower books and all the tie ins suck in retrospect even though I read them all. I still like the stand and from a Buick 8 though.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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I still like the stand
The ending was criminally bad. For a book that good to end the way it did... Fuck Steven King.

You just know it was because his publisher was pushing him to finish it so he finally went "you want an ending? The literal hand of God comes and saves everyone except your favorite characters. Fuck you."

No, fuck you, Steve. Fuck you for shoehorning a self-insert author character into every story you write. Fuck you.
 

Steve Ramone

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The ending was criminally bad. For a book that good to end the way it did... Fuck Steven King.

You just know it was because his publisher was pushing him to finish it so he finally went "you want an ending? The literal hand of God comes and saves everyone except your favorite characters. Fuck you."

No, fuck you, Steve. Fuck you for shoehorning a self-insert author character into every story you write. Fuck you.
His endings are almost always terrible. I haven't read the stand in a long time, I remember the nuke going off but yeah there was something gay with Tom Cullen and Stu and Larry about to be torn to pieces, I probably blocked that out.

The self-insert thing is hilarious in the later dark tower books when he literally inserts himself into them.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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The ending was criminally bad. For a book that good to end the way it did... Fuck Steven King.

You just know it was because his publisher was pushing him to finish it so he finally went "you want an ending? The literal hand of God comes and saves everyone except your favorite characters. Fuck you."

No, fuck you, Steve. Fuck you for shoehorning a self-insert author character into every story you write. Fuck you.
He can't finish a book for the life of him. As good as the ride is, the destination is a limp-dicked coughful of phlegm.

Dark Tower was the worst (the "Fuck you" in your post is a better ending than that garbage), but 11/23/63, the Mr Mercedes trilogy and Dr Sleep are the most recent I've read that ate shit.

Fuck him.
 
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