Is there a SINGLE band you would EVER defend like Norton does Ozzy?

[Sue Lightning]

I cannot name one to be honest witcha. His devotion to that faggot is insane. Black Sabbath had maybe 4 good albums and Ozzy had none.

And don’t even get me started on fucking Kiss…

 

[diabeetus]

No, I was never raped under a porch.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I love early Sabbath, but when Jimmy talks about them, I cringe in disgust and revulsion. I don't believe he genuinely enjoys music at all, it's just fake heterosexual posturing.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

The Lawrence Arms

 

[wbgreen]

I love early Sabbath, but when Jimmy talks about them, I cringe in disgust and revulsion. I don't believe he genuinely enjoys music at all, it's just fake heterosexual posturing.

If he had been introduced to comic books as a kid, he'd be into Marvel instead of Ozzy, and just as much -- a sexual deviant version of Kevin Smith. He likes bands where the music is secondary to selling merch, so he'd be the perfect comic book nerd.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I like Weezer a lot and they’re probably my favorite band but I’m willing to admit that’s it’s a ridiculous hill to start a battle on.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

If he had been introduced to comic books as a kid, he'd be into Marvel instead of Ozzy, and just as much -- a sexual deviant version of Kevin Smith. He likes bands where the music is secondary to selling merch, so he'd be the perfect comic book nerd.

My personal theory is that at an early age, young Jimmy took note of what bands the cool heterosexual dudes who got laid were into, and emulated their taste in music. He saw some guy leave a party in the woods with some slutty teen skank, get into his Camaro, and drive away with Ozzy blaring from his tape deck, and young Jimmy seethed with envy, wishing he could be a normal heterosexual too. Everything he says and does is rooted in being molested as a boy.

 

[Meownaw]

Everyone on that show had the worst taste in music. I wanted to strangle them when they talked about it.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Anal Cunt.
I always demand they play it at church.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The Lawrence Arms

The singer is nice enough, but he's also kind of a faggot. A friend of mine is good friends with him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love early Sabbath, but when Jimmy talks about them, I cringe in disgust and revulsion. I don't believe he genuinely enjoys music at all, it's just fake heterosexual posturing.

All his love of hard / heavy music is fake, he stole it from Jim Florentine when they were roommates. Don’t forget he actually saw the Village People in concert and could name the members. Even Kiss knows their stuff isn’t that great, that’s why they wear all the make up / pyro / etc.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My personal theory is that at an early age, young Jimmy took note of what bands the cool heterosexual dudes who got laid were into, and emulated their taste in music. He saw some guy leave a party in the woods with some slutty teen skank, get into his Camaro, and drive away with Ozzy blaring from his tape deck, and young Jimmy seethed with envy, wishing he could be a normal heterosexual too. Everything he says and does is rooted in being molested as a boy.

His dad took him to see the Village People at MSG in the late 70s. That’s all you need to know about jimmy’s musical taste.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember when he interviewed Bill Ward from Sabbath and called one obscure song from Sabotage (I think the Writ) as “brilliant” or “amazing” and even Bill Ward was creeped out by it because it’s not one of those things.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Maybe when I was like 14.

 

[HH Brother]

Boston, funster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Maybe when I was like 14.

“Bruh, have you ever actually really listened to Sublime besides the hits?”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

“Bruh, have you ever actually really listened to Sublime besides the hits?”

Seriously though, Seed is their best song.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Seriously though, Seed is their best song.

“Garden Grove” or “Greatest Hits”
Nice try with the hate though.

 

[1073waaf]

The best Sabbath albums were with Dio.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Years ago I would've said Ministry, but they've sucked since Paul Barker left in 2003. I can't defend the shit Al Jourgensen puts out now.