What denomination are you?Proof that Catholicism is a failure
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What denomination are you?Proof that Catholicism is a failure
Without blacks and Mexicans Christianity would be bankrupt. The Catholic Church would have to sell off the real estate.I love niggers being converted to Christianity. Especially since they’re destined for Hell regardless.
I love my useful idiots.
Get the lawn done before dark, nobody wants you in the area after dark.Supper is always around 5. Be ready.
Ortho or tongue my balls.Without blacks and Mexicans Christianity would be bankrupt. The Catholic Church would have to sell off the real estate.
I'm the only person visible after dark. Don't worry, i'll bring the good clippers this time.Get the lawn done before dark, nobody wants you in the area after dark.
It is kind of funny that internet catholics are some of the biggest pieces of shit while a nearby IRL one donated a ton of stuff to latin immigrants.Internet Catholics when the Pope tells you to be nice to people and not to praise Adolf Hitler
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You already know. Did you hit your head recently?What denomination are you?
No i don’t it was a genuine questionYou already know.
No this is genetic retardationDid you hit your head recently?
EO under the OCANo i don’t it was a genuine question
No this is genetic retardation
Are you sharing an account with Nobacon now?And before anybody says it yes, I'm a piece of shit and a bad Christian. I KNOW THAT
No we just share a point of commonality there. My hairline is much better, though.Are you sharing an account with Nobacon now?
Latinos and Africans are the only things keeping the church in business. They even pushed for an African pope last time. They understand their market and were ready to lose all of their missys in exchange for new Africans.It is kind of funny that internet catholics are some of the biggest pieces of shit while a nearby IRL one donated a ton of stuff to latin immigrants.
It's not looking so hot on the latino/a front for them lol. The pentacostals are taking South America by storm and bribing holdouts to convert.Latinos and Africans are the only things keeping the church in business. They even pushed for an African pope last time. They understand their market and were ready to lose all of their missys in exchange for new Africans.
No response?Latinos and Africans are the only things keeping the church in business. They even pushed for an African pope last time. They understand their market and were ready to lose all of their missys in exchange for new Africans.
Responding to a response with “no response?” Keep up the good work dummy.No response?
SAD
PATHETIC
Pee wee Herman is going to fuck pope FRANCIS up
I have a friend whos last name is Firman, and I used to call him Spermin Firman. Hes also of German heritage, so id call him Firman Spermin GermanTheir is a porno version of Pee Wee called “Spermin Hermin”
He does that tequila dance but only points at his crotch.
Also, he doesn’t have sex with men
Last time I was there the Mormons were roaming the country trying to convert the indigenous mountain people. A few of them disappeared and they sent more to help find them. Most people just laughed at them with their silly outfits and earnestnessIt's not looking so hot on the latino/a front for them lol. The pentacostals are taking South America by storm and bribing holdouts to convert.
Legit top kekSpermin Firman
Wasn't he supposed to open some tomb on Christmas?
People actually give a shit about the Vatican and pope?
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