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Is Patrick S Tomlinson the fattest fat that ever did fat?
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Here comes Patrick, the tough guy, comedian and firebrand pundit. On his way to deliver the final punch...
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The answer is yes. Thank you for your service.
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It is, 1980. Ronald Reagan is about to get inaugurated as president.
In some maternity ward in Milwaukee:
"I feel like I'm about to burst! the pain it is unberable"
(Dr:) "Keep pushing Mrs Tomlinson, the baby is about to come out"
"O..M..G, my vagina is at its limits, just kill me...shoot me. The pain. Aaaaaaah"
(silence.)
-Baby crying.
What Im saying is he's so fat, he killed his biological mother during childbirth and was raised by an adoptive family.
In some maternity ward in Milwaukee:
"I feel like I'm about to burst! the pain it is unberable"
(Dr:) "Keep pushing Mrs Tomlinson, the baby is about to come out"
"O..M..G, my vagina is at its limits, just kill me...shoot me. The pain. Aaaaaaah"
(silence.)
-Baby crying.
What Im saying is he's so fat, he killed his biological mother during childbirth and was raised by an adoptive family.
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