Is Pat gonna try to become a mechanic like Tommy the Clown became an electrician after fisting bulls until he was 45?

[guest]

Tom Tomlinson was a master electrician who climbed windmills to turn the earth green. This was after 20 years of riding buckin' broncos to roars of adoring crowds.

I am who I am because of my father. A hunchbacked, gay, drunken carney.

Seriously though, is he gonna try to become a mechanic?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I would rather read a book pat wrote than drive a car he has fixed.

 

[Stent]

Shouldn't be a problem. He can just lean on the experience he gained with his D grade in Adv Trans Tech.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I would rather read a book pat wrote than drive a car he has fixed.

Hmm... Have you ever tried to read one of his books? It's a tough one, man.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Hmm... Have you ever tried to read one of his books? It's a tough one, man.

i haven’t. But I have tried to drive a car fixed by a semi retarded mechanic (me) and it didn’t go so well.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It's too bad the reveal was so fast. We coulda posed some basic repair questions to ol Torque Wheeler and watched him paraphrase the first paragraph of the Wikipedia entry back at us.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]