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Is Missy Muscles a Member of the Choir?!?!?
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Probably handed out to the audience so they can sing along. Edit: something feels weird about calling churchgoers the audience.
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Did it go hard? Ya dumb cunt.
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Matthew 7:22-23 OnA
Many will say to me in that day: "Lord, Lord did we not go hard on Christ is King Sunday? and in thy name tell many groypers to go to mass?" and then I will profess unto them "Back off this ain't your show!"
Many will say to me in that day: "Lord, Lord did we not go hard on Christ is King Sunday? and in thy name tell many groypers to go to mass?" and then I will profess unto them "Back off this ain't your show!"
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"Good morning! Thanks for joining in on Body & Blood In the Morning, we got a great show planned for you all. Our first segment is Fish For U Friday, followed by Wheel of Beatification, and, of course, Weird News!
Hold on, I see Snowy sitting in confession. SNOWAAAAAY."
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You think God might be sick of hearing the same songs for 2,000 years by now?
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This woman is so hateable.
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"congregation"
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That is absolutely why the cunt tweeted this pic, just to flex the newest achievement in her tradcath LARPOh wow, Latin Mass. How edgy!
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"3,000 Hail Mary's, 500 Our Father's, and you are forgiven in the name of tha Lord! Now, how's about you and I get on out of here and Do The Holy Ghost, heheheh knowhatimean?
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Wow, maybe she has some talent after all? Nana is not going to like having competition for best vocals in the household. Missy stealing the spotlight from Nana on karaoke nights will definitely cause a rift in the relationship. Hope they don’t get into a domestic dispute, Missy will mop the floor with Nana, not going to be able to win that fight with a measly hand bite like the one with Dani.
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I would imagine she sings a lot like Lemmy. And not early Hawkwind Lemmy, but late-period Lemmy.
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We have this bitch’s church, info and number, really think it’s time more of us make our presence known
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It was low key hard in da streets when ya man done caught a fade from a hoe in time square back in da dizay
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Do your duty, Rickey.
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She got a lil cock or something?
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Does anyone know, is there a psalm out there that says it's a good thing to hate on niggers every day?
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I think it's in the bible, somewhere after the begats
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No. @NoBacon comment?