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Is Miami, Florida still as fun as it was in the 80s?

Mustard

What has the Hashem given me? Bubpkis!
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Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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It’s expensive as hell, be ready for that.

If money is no object, book a table at one of the “pool parties” at a high end hotel. It will be you and 40 bachelorette parties. Rape rapety rape rape.
How expensive could that be?

this spring, I plan on going down there, and having a lot of sex...............WITH WOMEN!!!!
Prostitutes or is it easy to get laid there because they're nonwhite?

Theres no way any place is as fun as it was in the 80s with the lone exception of Nashville Tennessee
Whats fun in Nashville?
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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How expensive could that be?
We went to one for a friend of mine’s bachelor party 6-7 years ago and they charged like $400 for a bottle of Captain Morgan. There was some minimum tab you had to have depending on what kind of table or tent that you booked but I don’t remember what that was.
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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We went to one for a friend of mine’s bachelor party 6-7 years ago and they charged like $400 for a bottle of Captain Morgan. There was some minimum tab you had to have depending on what kind of table or tent that you booked but I don’t remember what that was.
What the fuck? Why would anyone pay that much for one bottle? Like just a normal bottle, that they marked up in price 6x?
 
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